February 8 th

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Any Super Bowl boxes champs out there?

Posted by Mike in NFL, super bowl

Anybody hit the number last night?

According to Mark McGuire, from TimesUnion.com, it was only the second time 1-7 was the winning combination in Super Bowl box gambling lore. Based on McGuire’s research, seven has actually hit 19 times in 44 Super Bowls, with the most common winning score being 27 and the most common losing score being - get this - 17!

Not only am I nerd, because I just dropped that information on you, but I’m also a huge jerk because I remembered I love Super Bowl boxes about the time that Jay-Z and his symphony asked you to pledge allegiance to the Roc Nation (approx. 6:03). Alas, I didn’t get to participate.

If you reigned victorious, hit me with a story (How much you won? Which friend you berated first - your pitiful buddy who got stuck with 2-2?). I love a good gambling success story, and the only one I’ve heard out of this Super Bowl so far is from my degenerate coworker Leon* who bet heads on the coin toss.

*Not his real name, changed b/c betting on the coin toss is ultra degenerate.

Photos via LA Times & Idolator

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February 8 th

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Corporations for Congress

Posted by Slater Hearst in Uncategorized, politics

Liberals were not pleased with last month’s Supreme Court ruling in Citizen’s United v. Federal Election Commission that corporate funding of independent political broadcasts in candidate elections was protected as free speech under the First Amendment and could not be limited by campaign finance laws. The constitutional logic of the case is fairly sound: in a recent New York Times article, Justice Thomas said the First Amendment’s protections applied “regardless of how people chose to assemble to participate in the political process:”

“If 10 of you got together and decided to speak, just as a group, you’d say you have First Amendment rights to speak and the First Amendment right of association,” he said. “If you all then formed a partnership to speak, you’d say we still have that First Amendment right to speak and of association.”

Cue doomsayers and pundit panic attacks. The obvious consequence is that corporations will now have an unrestrained ability to funnel cash into candidates who best serve their interests, which also means that anyone deadest on running for office (and remember, money talks more than talking points do) and looking to max out on campaign donations is more likely to pander to corporations than individual contributors (although the later model of asking for $5 donations from millions of people worked superbly for President Obama). The potential urgency of correction this mistake was highlighted by a point which President Obama incorrectly noted in his State of the Union address was that foreign corporations could influence American elections (they are actually barred from doing so by law).

Anyway, that’s not the point of this post. The point is that one corporation is trying to make things right, albeit with a hefty dose of good old-fashion tongue-in-cheek irony. Murray Hall Incorporated, a liberal PR firm recently announced that it would run in the Republican primary in Maryland’s 8th Congressional district. “Until now,” Murray Hill Inc. said in a statement, “corporate interests had to rely on campaign contributions and influence peddling to achieve their goals in Washington. But thanks to an enlightened Supreme Court, now we can eliminate the middle-man and run for office ourselves.”

Murry Hill released a faux campaign video dripping with irony last week on its newly created campaign website announcing its run:

“It’s a new day. Until now, corporations influenced politics with high-paid lobbyists and backroom deals. However, as much as corporate interests gave to politicians, we could never be absolutely sure they did our bidding. But today, thanks to the enlightened Supreme Court, corporations have all the rights the Founding Fathers meant for us.”

Murray Hill Inc Is Running for Congress

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February 5 th

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Top Five Renditions of When The Saints Go Marching In

Posted by Mike in music, super bowl

Super Bowl prediction: I don’t know, Indy by six?

I don’t really have an opinion on who’s going to win the game. However, I am certain, by the end of Sunday night, we will all be sick and tired of hearing the song When The Saints Go Marching In. Even odds that The Who noodle around with it during half time.

If you dislike this song - which, not for nothing, if you dislike this song then you’re a jerk, it’s delightful and timeless - you should probably either watch the game on mute or chew your 7-foot sandwich really loudly.

Here are my Top Five Renditions* of When The Saints Go Marching In.

*So as not to go buck-wild with the Saints favoritism, I didn’t post the original Who Dat?! version, but I did post it over here.

5.) The Seeger Sessions Band


4.) Jerry Lee Lewis


3.) Elvis


2.) Louis Armstrong & Danny Kaye


1.) Fats Domino

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February 4 th

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Colts Owner pays for staff to attend the Super Bowl (with a +1!)

Posted by Mike in super bowl


When Jim Irsay finally settles into his seat on Sunday night to watch the game, it’ll probably feel like a reprieve from the vicious circle of 19-0 What If? questioning. (At best, some shift in the conversation to Peyton’s impending paycheck.)

I think he’s come to grips with the fact that he’ll never get the media to back off and say: OK, you’ve made it abundantly clear, winning the Super Bowl is what’s most important to you guys. There is no move.

This, for what it’s worth (about $500K, I estimate) is a classy move…

via wthr.com

Miami - It’s one of the most important times for the Indianapolis Colts. But starting Thursday, the organization, run by team owner Jim Irsay, will not be getting a lot of work done and that is okay with the boss!

That’s because the entire staff of 250, plus their guest, is headed to Florida to take in the Super Bowl.

From the receptionist at the front desk, to the cleaning crew, Jim Irsay is paying the way for 500 people to be a part of the team’s spectacular journey.

Check out this video of the sweet, old receptionist lady getting ready to embark for Miami (she also flashes some serious bling!)

Photo via SFgate.com/AP

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February 3 rd

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Recession Got You Down? Enjoy These Sweet Rhymes

Posted by Slater Hearst in News, Obama, Pop culture, history, if you had money, politics

I’ll start with three broad truths: a) the economic recession sucks; 1) the political climate sucks; and 3) the recovery effort, from what we can tell, sort of sucks. But how bad does it suck? We aren’t sure.

A lot of Americans are angry right now, and the vast majority of that anger is directed at the federal government. I’m not just talking about tea partiers, birthers, and neo-McCarthyists who see the imminent threat of socialism, Marxism, and totalitarianism (all of which, they fail to realize, are different, albeit cloesly related, things) in every one of President Obama’s legislative proposals (a brief interlude: can we say President Obama and not “Barack” or “Obama” or “the Barackster? I spent 8 years referring to President Bush as just that out of respect for the office. This isn’t your hip high school social studies teacher). American are angry because they fear that the United States has totally bungled the recovery effort. We had a $787 billion dollar stimulus package, with another multi-billion dollar jobs package on the way, regular citizens have no idea if their tax dollars are going to work or not. China recovered, Germany recovered, even the British aren’t doing so bad anymore. People are mad because the economy isn’t getting better, and they have no idea whether this spending is even helping at all.

If you’re like Time’s Joe Klein (the inspiration behind this post), the problem is simple: Americans are too dumb to thrive. Unfortunately for Klein, Americans don’t like being called stupid: it smacks of elitism, which NOBODY appreciates, and summons visions of President Obama’s “clinging to guns and religion” gaffe from the 2008 campaign.

However, there’s a point to be taken from Klein’s snootiness. All too often, voters go to the polls without a solid understanding of the economic and social ills facing out country; they prefer to vote based on “who they’d rather have a beer with” (poor Mitt Romney) or who their peers are voting for. Some civic education in high school that teaches students the inner workings of the federal government, the Constitution, and the American economy (and I do NOT mean the basic American history classes we all have to take) would be welcome. I’m not agreeing with Klein that Americans are stupid: I’m agreeing with the idea that regular citizens with everyday concerns do not have the time to become an expert on American politics. It’s tedious, complex, and all-too often EXTREMELY boring (there’s nothing sexy about the Congressional Budget Office and the other thousand federal agencies trying to tackle the clusterfuck that is our economy).

When it comes to economic issues, this is certainly true. Very few people understand what the hell a liquidity trap is or how capital markets work, nor do they want to hear their government tell them “they just don’t understand” and then explain in an impossible manner. Even deficit spending, the single biggest silver bullet to the Great Depression, seems dubious now. Hence, most people get outraged over Obama’s spending freeze, stimulus packages that inherently add to the deficit, and other aspects of the recovery effort without really understanding WHY these measures are going forward I the first place. A lack of understanding produces uncertainty, uncertainty produces fear, and fear is the fuel for batshit-crazy TV pundits and talking heads like Glenn Beck.

To summarize: people are angry because they don’t know what the hell is going on with the economy, and they’re angry at the federal government for doing a horrible job explaining how our tax dollars are supposedly helping. We need things explained to us in a way we can understand. We don’t need Reagan-esq supply and demand charts…

Sexy supply and demand charts Ronald...but wtf is stagflation?

Sexy supply and demand charts Ronald...but wtf is stagflation?

… and we don’t need President Obama to explain how the stimulus works at the State of the Union. We need a basic understanding of the fundamentally opposed views on how to save the economy. We need to know: why do recessions happen, and what should the federal government do to get us back on track? Of course, there are opposing views, but how do we understand their intricacies outside the context of an econ textbook or cable news name-calling?
In short, we need more videos like this:
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February 2 nd

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Previous Pseudo-Superhero Experience MAY Help You Win at MMA

Posted by Jameson in Pop culture, combat sport, television

This past weekend at the Houston Arena Theater, Legacy Fighting Championships held their “Lonestar Beatdown” event featuring Jonathon “the Mack Truck” Mack vs. Jason David Frank (a.k.a. The Green Ranger from the early 90’s TV show “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers).



Even if you’re not a fan of the Power Rangers, you won’t believe how Frank won.  After rocking JDF with a left hook, Mack suddenly grew to be the size of a large building due to the evil Rita throwing her magic wand into the cage and uttering the words “Let my fighter GROW!”  Panicked, JDF called upon his mighty Dragonzord, which emerged out of the (relatively) nearby waters of the Willowisp Country Club.  Mack = successfully got the takedown on the Dragonzord.  However, JDF commanded the Zord to whip his tail at Mack and backed him up enough to fire multiple missiles from his robotic fingers to seal the victory.

Winner: Jason David Frank, Round 1 via Dragonzord destruction

Ok, that’s not actually what happened.  Mack did soften Frank up with a left hook early on (time: 0:44), but after securing the take down, Frank pulled guard and was able to lock in an omoplata (shoulder lock) for the submission victory (time: 1:12).  Video below. Enjoy…and may the power protect you:



Green Ranger victorious in MMA debut

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February 1 st

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What did you watch instead of the Pro Bowl last night?…

Posted by Mike in NFL, television



Truthfully, I turned on the game briefly - just long enough to get a sense of Mike Tirico blase approach to commentating such an abomination of a football game, which was funny.

After that fleeting tune-in (don’t count me in the tune-in numbers, Nielsen folks), I watched The Fantastic Mr. Fox (1:20 movie; so, roughly an 1:18:56 more time invested than the game) and Big Love (Happy to see that the show is not going with the Ben’s Alt-Christian band storyline, but rather him mired in a good old fashion seduction with Margene).


Smokey & The Bandit was also on - if I hadn’t already seen it six times…

Anyone else catch anything good last night while they were skipping the game? Because unless your name is Tirico you probably watched something good while skipping the game - I’m sure Gruden checked out and had the engineer pipe Burt Reynolds and Sally Field on HBO Comedy into the booth on his monitor at the beginning of the third quarter.

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January 28 th

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Obama’s Five Pump Up Tracks for 2010

Posted by Mike in politics

My good friend Melfi put it nicely: “Was that the State of the Union last night, or Def Policy Jam?”

I’ll leave the hard-hittin’ Obama analysis to the real politicos. All I have to say about the speech - who was smart enough to DVR the SOTU while watching, affording them the chance to rewind and watch him say “that’s how budgeting works!” a myriad of times? (This guy!)

With my informed takeaways so blatantly and obviously limited, let me offer you this…Five Obama Pump Up Tracks For 2010!

Broken down by key points from his speech…

On “special earmark disclosure” online:

Paul Wall - I’ve got the internet going nutz

On U.S. to lead the charge on clean energy:

Jay-z - Get That Dirt Off Your Shoulder

On Republicans:

Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills

On Gov’t spending freeze:

Foreigner - Cold As Ice

On Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell being Repealed:

Diana Ross - I’m Coming Out

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January 27 th

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Top five pads of all-time

Posted by Mike in Pop culture, blogging, social media




In honor of yesterday’s consumer product unveiling turned thinly veiled menstruation bruhaha, I give thee the top five pads of all-time (in photos) - found a bacon connection for numero uno too!

#5 Nintendo Power Pad

#4 Brad Pitt’s Bachelor Pad

#3 Padma Laksmi

#2 Goalie Pads

#1 Pad Thai

Bacon pad thai, get it? Leave your favorite pads in the comments…

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January 27 th

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Steve Jobs, obviously not a fan of Mad TV

Posted by Mike in blogging, social media, television

C/O @moneyries, sent after his highly, highly, highly obligatory Ipad joke (something about ‘heavy data flow’).

This YouTube upload itself dates back to November 2007, Jobs - you owe the nerds (and the fans of gross-out humor alike) an explanation.

Other hilarity re: Ipad from around the web:

(but not necessarily in reference to heavy data flow, #iperiod and/or #ibleed)

10 Other Uses for the Apple Tablet (Esquire)

Apple’s 9 Biggest Flops (The Daily Beast)

Apple Tablet is the Kindle in Technicolor (Tech Crunch)

Report: Sliced Bread Unimpressed with Apple Tablet, But Will It Impact Blogging? (How-to-blog)

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