If You Had Money, Vol. 1, Ed. 1, Issue 5
Posted on October 28th, 2008 by Mike under if you had moneyThe World of Isaac has a hilarious post up about Monta Ellis’ Moped that sparks today’s look at how you can make you bottom line dip. Isaac, thank you friend.
Without further adieu, let’s give its due adieu to The Segshaw!…
Was there ever any doubt that a Segway looks like something you’d want to be pulled by?
On rickshaws, in general. I once found myself frantically trying to hail a cab outside Macy’s, during Christmastime (because I plan well like that). After much failure, I had to settle for an elf in a rickshaw; it was one of the most horrific experiences of my entire life.
And I wonder, if that elfin maniac was limited by the 8 MPH (0 horsepower) governor of the Segway, would he still have treated the midtown bus lanes like his own personal leisure trail system?
if you have $7,400 clams and love danger, check this bad sally out.
Optimus Prime on the front, deal breaker or clincher?



October 28th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
You lean forward and your passengers lean backwards. This will not end well at all. Get a car people!
October 28th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
[...] If you had money would you get a SegShaw < Steady Burn [...]
December 24th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
I’ve been reading a few posts and really and enjoy your writing. I’m just starting up my own blog and only hope that I can write as well and give the reader so much insight.