Kissing Suzy Kolber’s Drew Magary is on some sort of internet spree and tirade this week in honor of the release of his new book, Men With Balls. To show gratitude, dedicating today’s example of how-to show the government that you’re adamant about featherbrained spending even during these tough economic times to some leit reading that’s available for you to procure…

That’s Vol. 1, No. 1 right thurr! With Marilyn Monroe as the original “Sweetheart of the Month”, of course.

$7,500 ain’t the price though - it’s the starting bid, folks. So you better be savvy with your interweb bidding skills as well as possess the fatness, Jack. (or you could just go pick up Men With Balls for a milli-fraction of the cost on Amazon).

When you search for MWBs on Amazon, the results yield other quality titles as well…

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