I’ve long been campaigning (lamenting to people with no authority or pull, whatsoever) in favor of the four-day work week. It obviously hasn’t happened…yet.

In the interest of idealists nationwide, each Friday I’m going to draft a list of how I could be better spending my time if I wasn’t confined to the office.

Because I am nothing, if not overly productive, during freedom time.

Strategically map out a TB route for Operation: One Free Taco? Nay, Many Free Taco day

Come up with less creepier packaging for broccoli

Deliver a far creepier monologue on the bus

Graffitying (sp.) the street

Answer all that pesky fan mail

See like 10 bands per hour, all day, for free

Add top Zombie flicks to my Netflix cue

Track down Russian Bear vodka

Come up with a plan for how to not get myself (and fellow geeks) pranked on April Fool’s Day

Everywhere I go, with swagger (help raise the stats!)

Cat proof my apartment

Organize an anti-Palin 2012 (never too early) rally

Send out my latest round of Halloween Costume Suggestions fo’ the Ladies via email

Grab a pen and a pad, and start crafting lyrics for a Political rap album

Tweet justice will prevail! @Osama

Write the treatment (screw the whole script!) for the Lil Wayne biopic

Get in touch with the nerd vote, see if they want to back the Four Day Work Week platform