Even the Sun shines on a dog’s ass, every now and then. Here’s your Phillies edition of the burner, dedicated to Frank Rizzo…

The Night The Boos Died (Deadspin)
Scenes of Brotherly Love (Bugs and Cranks)
I am thinker than you drunk I am (9 to Fried)
Phillies Fan Takes Grey Goose Bottle Flush To Head (Busted Coverage)
Top 10 reasons for everyone to be happy the Phillies won (Epic Carnival)
Philadelphia Phillies World Series Parade Plans Now Official; Straight Up Down Broad St., Son (Fanhouse)
BASEBALL IS FINALLY OVER (PHILLY WON) (With Leather)
Go Nuts Philadelphia, Your Phillies Are 2008 World Series Champs (Awful Announcing)