Each Wednesday, I post a weekly update to the digest “If You Had Money”, which shows the sporting goods and memorabilia you could purchase if disposable income was no longer a thing of the past. Each week, it will inevitably leave you wanting…

Folks, we’ve hit the stage in the game where even the government is selling their stuff on Ebay. Solidifying it as truly the new white collar pawn shop destination to do your part to reenergize this woeful economy.

Thus, it’d be Un-American for you not to bid on an entire bowling alley

120,000 K to buy it now. Includes 16 lanes with the AMF 8270 pinsetters, lockers, and seating.

Pick-up only or you’re responsible for the shipping. What in the name Big Ern are they talking about?!

How is the description for this not “Bowling Alley, contained in building; yes, you’re buying the rights to ownership of an actual building. Under no circumstances do we suggest that you transport these materials somewhere to be reassembled. That would be moronic.”

As always, I like to check out the credentials and what else these internet dealers have up for auction. Note: this guy scored a 57/100 on the ’seller’s reputation’ scale. That’s an F-minus. Be advised). He does have some dousies up on the block however…

Big Thunder Amusement Ride

Safari Jeep Amusement Ride

Majestic 10 Car Bumper Car Set

He’s actually throwing in the installation on that bumper car set, at NO additional charge. Except you’ve got to pay for the hotel and airfare for his entire crew.