Closing out the year with a little reader survey here. I’d like to hear some of your ideas for an…

ULTRA-LAZY 2009 NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION.

As with most things slothful, I have a personal success story I can provide as an example. This past year, I made the resolution to get exactly zero haircuts in ‘08. Photo evidence after the jump…

Here I am last December at our annual Funksgiving party - a celebration that I feel is pretty self explanatory.

Now, here I am twelve month later looking like a bearded, coif-did champeen.

As long as some rogue bandit with shears don’t track me down in the next 36 hours, I’m in in the clear. I gotta say, it was quite the redemption song after the NY resolution debacle of 2007 - go to the dentist twice.

Well, that should have provided ample motivation for you all to take a completely half-assed approach to your resolution for this coming year. Post your ideas for taking her easy in ‘09 in the comments, after we all recover from the bruhaha of the next few days, I’ll post a poll with the best ones…