Top-5 Conan Sports Figure Look-alikes (poll)
Posted on June 1st, 2009 by Mike under pollConan returns tonight. He’s got a fresh time slot. Fresh studio in Los Angeles. Also, Pearl Jam is playing!! In my opinion, his reemergence once again cements the late night talk show as the TV that everyone sorta likes, and no one seems to hate radically.
Seriously, Conan rules and Jimmy Fallon drools like an invalid. As an honor to his host competency, decided to compare his finer qualities (red hair, translucent skin tone) to some of the sporting world’s finest.
Here are your Top-5 Conan Sports Figure Look-alikes. Hit the poll at the bottom or suggest your own in the comment (the only disqualification goes to Brian Scalabrine - who’d be a contender if he wasn’t already a dead-on for Rapaport)
Robert Swift - our first nominee is all things pale, ginger, and as gangly as the day is long - extra points.
Corey Schneider - he’s not just some random red-headed hockey player I pulled off Google images. This guy is actually the goalie for the Manitoba Moose, AHL affiliate of the Vancouver Canucks.
…Mountie Conan says extra points for being in Canada.
Prince Harry - or Harry Windsor, the poloist
Lil Red, Nebraska Cornhuskers Mascot - could have gone down the mascot road with a few candidates (from the Louisville Cardinal to the fire guy from the Beijing Olympics), but I thought this goofball represents best…
Chris Shelton - more like if Conan had a baby with Sloth from Goonies. There just aren’t that many good pale red baseball players (Mark McGwire and Wade Boggs - both retired, too easy, and not to mention both probably currently looking more like giant versions of the red Ooga Booga).
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June 1st, 2009 at 9:32 pm
You’ve got to be kidding me! How could you overlook Baltimore Orioles infielder Aubry Huff? Even Conan Obrien was blown away when shown a picture of Huff a few years ago.
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
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June 5th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
[...] Getting outta here a little early today. But before I go, a little unfinished business to attend to. Specifically, honoring the poll winner of our Top-5 Conan O’brien Sports Figure Look-alikes. [...]
January 8th, 2010 at 9:40 pm
I was curious if anyone has tried this Sports Handicapping Service? I discovered his video on Youtube and it turns out the service is sold through clickbank which means it comes with a 60 day money back guarantee. Was inquiring what peoples thoughts were.