Thankfully, Bode Miller has become a caricature of his former self. This is great, because his former self was really - to put it lightly - dickish?

Somebody, maybe it was Bode himself (once an attention whore…), decided to make the Bode: Life After the U.S. Ski team webisode (He quit way the hell back in 2007, by the way). This video makes me long for more Life After videos with other marginally successful athletes who have seen the tipping point of that marginal success come and go, and are now declining steeper than a giant slalom course in the Swiss Alps.

Watch this, and think about who else is ripe for a pummel by an old man (comes at about the 1:00 minute mark; the headlines on this site do not lie).

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(That was pretty darn comedic, I’ll say.)

Bode quits U.S. ski team, but may still compete (NBC Sports)