We’re moving offices tomorrow. My day job, that is. The Steady Burn offices remain intact - we’re going to do a few more rounds of funding before we explore further capital gains, probably after we see if the world exists after 2012.

On the short list of wants for my new office is one of those Nerf basketball hoops that you hang over the door. Something subtle like this…

I figure it will impress my clients, as well as make the Fresh Direct delivery guys want to be me. While I peruse e-commerce for the perfect hoop, check out these Top 8 Moments in Nerf Basketball History…

Nerf Basketball Dunk Contest



Amazing No-Look Shot



Trick Shots feat. Basketball Jones and John Cena



My Dad is the Nerf King



Meet The Nerf Kings



Revenge!



Nerf Basketball Dunk Contest, The Sequel



Nerf Basketball Mix Tape



Leave more suggestions for ways I can heighten the new office aesthetic in the comments.