By gawd, the possibilities for capitalizing in wake of ‘The Decision’ seem endless today. That is, if you’re willing to simply castigate the man. Example: the Lebron TP.

Abruptly listed as: This is for all true Cleveland fans that believe in our city!! help us remind Lebron on how much hes worth after leaving us!

Start the bids at $25/ roll.

All you Knickerbocker fans sweating it out today waiting for The Decision, should it not go your way, relax. Former Knick and current member of the team’s front office, Allan “The Allan Houston Rule” Houston is not worried.

According to the Greenwich Time, when asked about Lebron coming to the Knicks, Houston told a GT photographer this morning, “If we don’t get him, it’s not the end of the world.”

I’d say that ranks somewhere between lacking and devoid of on the confidence scale, New York.

However, take stock in the fact, Knicks fans, that the only reason we have to believe that Allan Houston was ever in the know was that for a fleeting couple of hours we thought that the press conference might happen at his house. Don’t let yourself get too wrapped up in what he says (or Chad Ochocinco…or Jared Dudley).

Check out New York’s last-ditch effort to get Lebron on DIME.

Yes, I realize he just scored.