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Recession Got You Down? Enjoy These Sweet Rhymes

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

I’ll start with three broad truths: a) the economic recession sucks; 1) the political climate sucks; and 3) the recovery effort, from what we can tell, sort of sucks. But how bad does it suck? We aren’t sure.

A lot of Americans are angry right now, and the vast majority of that anger is directed at the federal government. I’m not just talking about tea partiers, birthers, and neo-McCarthyists who see the imminent threat of socialism, Marxism, and totalitarianism (all of which, they fail to realize, are different, albeit cloesly related, things) in every one of President Obama’s legislative proposals (a brief interlude: can we say President Obama and not “Barack” or “Obama” or “the Barackster? I spent 8 years referring to President Bush as just that out of respect for the office. This isn’t your hip high school social studies teacher). American are angry because they fear that the United States has totally bungled the recovery effort. We had a $787 billion dollar stimulus package, with another multi-billion dollar jobs package on the way, regular citizens have no idea if their tax dollars are going to work or not. China recovered, Germany recovered, even the British aren’t doing so bad anymore. People are mad because the economy isn’t getting better, and they have no idea whether this spending is even helping at all.

If you’re like Time’s Joe Klein (the inspiration behind this post), the problem is simple: Americans are too dumb to thrive. Unfortunately for Klein, Americans don’t like being called stupid: it smacks of elitism, which NOBODY appreciates, and summons visions of President Obama’s “clinging to guns and religion” gaffe from the 2008 campaign.

However, there’s a point to be taken from Klein’s snootiness. All too often, voters go to the polls without a solid understanding of the economic and social ills facing out country; they prefer to vote based on “who they’d rather have a beer with” (poor Mitt Romney) or who their peers are voting for. Some civic education in high school that teaches students the inner workings of the federal government, the Constitution, and the American economy (and I do NOT mean the basic American history classes we all have to take) would be welcome. I’m not agreeing with Klein that Americans are stupid: I’m agreeing with the idea that regular citizens with everyday concerns do not have the time to become an expert on American politics. It’s tedious, complex, and all-too often EXTREMELY boring (there’s nothing sexy about the Congressional Budget Office and the other thousand federal agencies trying to tackle the clusterfuck that is our economy).

When it comes to economic issues, this is certainly true. Very few people understand what the hell a liquidity trap is or how capital markets work, nor do they want to hear their government tell them “they just don’t understand” and then explain in an impossible manner. Even deficit spending, the single biggest silver bullet to the Great Depression, seems dubious now. Hence, most people get outraged over Obama’s spending freeze, stimulus packages that inherently add to the deficit, and other aspects of the recovery effort without really understanding WHY these measures are going forward I the first place. A lack of understanding produces uncertainty, uncertainty produces fear, and fear is the fuel for batshit-crazy TV pundits and talking heads like Glenn Beck.

To summarize: people are angry because they don’t know what the hell is going on with the economy, and they’re angry at the federal government for doing a horrible job explaining how our tax dollars are supposedly helping. We need things explained to us in a way we can understand. We don’t need Reagan-esq supply and demand charts…

Sexy supply and demand charts Ronald...but wtf is stagflation?

Sexy supply and demand charts Ronald...but wtf is stagflation?

… and we don’t need President Obama to explain how the stimulus works at the State of the Union. We need a basic understanding of the fundamentally opposed views on how to save the economy. We need to know: why do recessions happen, and what should the federal government do to get us back on track? Of course, there are opposing views, but how do we understand their intricacies outside the context of an econ textbook or cable news name-calling?
In short, we need more videos like this:

The 101 Most Influential People Who Never Lived…

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

From a practical standpoint, by my estimation Mickey Mouse and The Marlboro Man are the top earners on this list, yet one of them is #1 and the other is ranked #18. Also, no real surprise who the top ranked 80's superhero personality is (#48). My dark horses on the list: HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey and J.R. from Dallas.

Hopefully Nessie disciples won't take this whole thing too personally.

Check out the full list at 101influential.com.

Posted via email from mike hayes’s posterous

Stuff that happened the year Brett Favre was drafted (1991)

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009





Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings announced today that they have reached a deal that will pay the 39-year old $12 million dollars for two more seasons of pro football - his swan song is officially a swan overture.

Favre was first drafted to play in the NFL aeons and aeons ago in 1991, which, despite how lame his draft day photo makes it look, was actually a pretty prolific year, not to mention the first in a memorable decade of football (the Cowboys won a lot, the Bills lost a lot).

Here’s a compendium I put together (with a lot help from the Wikipedia entry on 1991) of stuff that happened way back when Brett Favre gave no indication that he intended to drag this thing out until another generation of Clinton became of-age to be married off in exchange for livestock.


January 27 – The New York Giants defeat the Buffalo Bills 20-19 in Super Bowl XXV.

February 5 – A Michigan court bars Dr. Jack Kevorkian from assisting in suicides.

February 14 - Silence of the Lambs released in theaters.

March 3 – Rodney King attack caught on video.

March 11 - Janet Jackson signs a $30 million contract with Virgin Records, making her the highest paid female recording artist ever.

March 27 - New Kids on the Block’s Donnie Wahlberg is arrested in Louisville, Kentucky for allegedly setting his hotel room on fire.

March 30 – Northern Michigan University defeats Boston University 8-7 in the third overtime to win NCAA Division I hockey title.

April 1 – Comedy Central launches.

August 13 - Metallica releases the Black album.

April 17 – The Dow Jones Industrial Average closes above 3,000 for the first time ever, at 3,004.46.

April 21 - Brett Favre drafted 33 overall by the Atlanta Falcons

April 26 – 70 tornadoes break out in the central United States, killing 17.

August 27 - Pearl Jam releases their debut album, “Ten” - has become certified thirteen times Platinum in the United States.

May 25 – The Pittsburgh Penguins defeat the Minnesota North Stars 8-0 in Game 6 to win their first Stanley Cup in franchise history.

June 7 - City Slickers released in theaters.

June 12 – Boris Yeltsin is elected President of Russia.

June 12 – The Chicago Bulls defeat the Los Angeles Lakers in game five of the NBA Finals to take the series 4-1 and win their 1st NBA championship.

June 17 – U.S. President Zachary Taylor is exhumed to discover whether or not his death was caused by arsenic poisoning, instead of acute gastrointestinal illness; no trace of arsenic is found.

July 22 – Mike Tyson is arrested and charged with raping Miss Black America contestant Desiree Washington 3 days earlier, in Indianapolis, Indiana.


July 22 – Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is arrested after the remains of 11 men and boys are found in his Milwaukee, Wisconsin apartment. Police soon find out that he is involved in 6 more murders.

June 23 – The first Sonic the Hedgehog game published by Sega.

July 3 - Terminator 2 released in theaters.

July 11 – A solar Eclipse of record totality occurs, seen first in Hawaii then enters Mexico with the path directly crosses Cabo San Lucas and Mexico City seen by 20 million inhabitants, and finally ends in Colombia in South America.

August 13 – Super Nintendo is released in the United States.

September 24 - Nirvana releases Nevermind, debuting at #144 on the Billboard 200.

September 3 – In Hamlet, North Carolina, a grease fire breaks out at the Imperial Foods chicken processing plant, killing 25 people.

September 19 – Ötzi the Iceman is found in the Alps.

October 2 – Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton announces he will seek the 1992 Democratic nomination for President of the United States.

October 11 – the KGB is replaced.

October 11–13 – The U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee interviews both Supreme Court candidate Clarence Thomas and former aide Anita Hill, who alleges that Thomas sexually harassed her while she worked for him.

October 27 – The Minnesota Twins win the World Series against the Atlanta Braves.

November 7 – Los Angeles Lakers point guard Magic Johnson announces that he has HIV, effectively ending his NBA career.

November 19 - U2 release Achtung Baby

November 23 - Lead singer of Queen, Freddie Mercury, reveals he has AIDS; he dies the following day.

November 24 – Freddie Mercury, the lead singer and frontman of British rock group Queen passes away. The official cause of death is bronchial pneumonia resulting from AIDS.

November 26 - Michael Jackson releases Dangerous, featuring the hit single Black or White.


December 26 – The Supreme Soviet meets and formally dissolves the Soviet Union.



Toss your additional ‘91 historical facts in the comments, or, post some names of some folks who, like Favre, were born and walked out of the primordial soup of 1969…