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If You Had Money Vol. 1, Ed. 1, Iss. 4

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

I read the other day that pawn shop business was on the rise, which suggests that people are being forced to part with valuables to cope with these tough economic times. Dismal.

With that said, check this guy out:

Not for individual sale. If you want them, you gotta plunk down 70 Gs for all 125 pairs of this guy’s Air Jordan collection. All brand new, and in-box.

I used the handy shipping calculator, and it lied to me and said it costs $11.45 to ship these from Las Vegas to New York.

Jaquizz, this can’t be easy for you, friend. But since you’re in Vegas, before you close on a sale I’d advise you to poke around The Trop to see if you can find the real MJ to shell out for this.

If You Had Money Vol. 1, Ed. 1, Iss. 3

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Maybe your deep pockets have quickly fallen in love with Dan Orlovsky’s propensity for getting flushed out of the pocket?

The guy throws a 96-yard TD pass to Calvin Johnson, and his website costs yay? That’s over $4,000 bucks per fantasy point!

I checked, and .net is still available for $9.99/year on GoDaddy

If You Had Money, Vol. 1, Ed. 1, Issue 2

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Well folks, it looks like the government could be lining up another economic stimulus plan. And according to CNN.com, Democrats are pushing for another round of direct cash assistance to help get us out of the red.

If for some reason this frees you up plunk down a year’s worth of an Ivy League education, have I got an investment for you…

That’s right. 3,000 pair- 6,000 count – of Reebok British Open Socks. Officially licensed, amigo!

Shipping Cost? Steal a delivery truck…

Frisbee Golf Disc, asking price $1,750!

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Going to do a little financial reporting on the sporting goods you could buy, if you had money.

Remember frivolous spending?

TSGYCB,IYHM vol.1, ed. 1 – this disc golf disc

Description:

Your looking at a brand new never thrown 2007 USDGC CE Champion Rancho ROC 180g #2638. Rare 1 of only 1 ORANGE ICE champion plastic roc with a RED Metallic stamp.

Interested?… But they’re only gonna juke you for 20 bucks on the shipping!

For $1750, it aught to morph into a ninja star. (Cause the ninja stars are only 99 cents on Ebay!)