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Toss the Burner: Dec. 1, 2008

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Toss the Burner: Nov. 25, 2008

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

It’s your standard turducken – a turkey, stuffed with a chicken and a duck, not necessarily in that order – wrapped in bacon. It’s something special. (via Holy Taco)

10 things that will make Chris Bosh go postal (Cuzoogle)
JMU Football Is Ranked Higher Than LSU (Mr. Irrelevant)
Michael Phelps Makes His ‘Entourage’ Cameo (The Sporting Blog)
The Wu-Tang Clan: Wu: The Story of the Wu-Tang Clan (Pitchfork Media)
Sexy Thanksgiving Dinner (Gunaxin)

Toss The Burner: Nov. 24, 2008

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Tri-Gold Medalist in Beijing and fastest man on Earth, Usain Bolt, could make $200,000 per race between now and the 2009 World Championships next summer. Though his focus will be on training for hopefully a repeat performance at the 2012 Olympics in London, promoters speculate that Bolt could become the first $10 million dollar man in track and field.

IT Gangsta Teaches Auto-Tune (NY Hoosier)
HHR Exclusive: Iron Mike’s Shanghai Surprise (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Hot Oklahoma Sooners Girls (Gunaxin)
Jamie Lynn Sigler & Turtle? Say It Ain’t So! (Moondog Sports)
SAPP MISSES POINT ON BIGOTED COMMENT (via The Big Lead)

Toss The Burner: Nov. 19, 2008

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Hurling doesn’t fool around when it comes to discipline. This makes Roger Goodell’s dealing with Pacman Jones look like permissive parenting…

A LENGTHY 96-week ban has been handed down to [John Cussen] following an incident in the west Limerick team’s county junior A hurling championship semi-final win over St. Patrick’s.

Cussen was charged with “bringing the game to disrepute” after he joined in a brawl that broke out in the final quarter of a game between Monagea and St. Patrick’s. Order was eventually restored, and the game finished with Monagea prevailing.

Kenneth Dawson, of St. Patrick’s, was also banned for 12-weeks for abusive treatment of a match official.

The Competition Control Committees of Irish Hurling do not take these incidents lightly. Last May, eight players from teams in Cork and Clare were suspended for a match following a brawl. Cussen’s ban of nearly two years was pinned on him by the Limerick Competition Control Committee. No mention if an appeal to Hurling’s Central Competition Control Committee will be sought.

New York: MTA’s planned cuts include everything from station agents to entire train lines (NY Daily News)
BCS Extension Really Stinks (The Sports Lounge)
Top-10 Eagles That Have to Go (Epic Carnival)
He’s Back: Stephen Curry Picks Up Where He Left Off in March, Scores 44 in Loss to Oklahoma (The Big Lead)
TNT Employs Current Players To Insult Barkley In New Commercial (Awful Announcing)

Toss The Burner: Nov. 18, 2008

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

The people have spoken, and an overwhelming majority (45%) believe that Johnny Depp would be best served portraying Al Davis if he chose to delve into the sports biopic genre of cinema. (good call by Isaac on the submission)

Goodman as Madden. The dude whose playing Biggie Smalls in Notorious as Art Shell. Let’s get this thing greenlit!

Feel free to make other casting suggestions in the comments. Thanks to everyone who submitted and voted in the poll, be on the lookout for another on Friday!

Hollywood’s Top Up and Coming Actresses (Gunaxin)
If Sports Blogs were Chicks… (The Sports Dollar)
Holtz Quits ESPN, Replaces Col. Klink at Stalag 13 (Moondog Sports)
The Roots To Be Jimmy Fallon’s Band; We Are Old And Sad (via Pop Candy)
Obama Declares War on the BCS (Intentional Foul)

Toss The Burner: Nov. 17, 2008

Monday, November 17th, 2008

The New York Times posted a video report on the high school rugby team that has been called the Real All Blacks.

The team from the Hyde School, in D.C., was the first all-African American high school rugby team in the country, and remains one of the only inner city programs that exists.

The team went 0-12 their first year, and in the last four, Hyde has gone undefeated in 7-man play. They have even had one of their original members go on to represent the U.S. on the National team. And each player who completed the rugby program has gone on to college.

Check out two more news reports here from ABC (Australian Broadcasting Co.) and TV NZ….

NRA Protesting Treatment of Brett Favre (NE Patriots Draft)
Obama Could Have Basketball Court Built at White House (Associated Press)
NFL iPhone App Not Happening, Says The NFL (Alley Insider)
16-0, 0-16 Both Still Alive and Well (The Big Lead)
Will Matt Cassel Fetch $10 Million A Year? (Deadspin)

Toss The Burner: Nov. 13, 2008

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

I don’t like it anymore than you do, but let’s be honest, cold, blustery, wintery weather is imminent. Taking the bad with the good, Metro printed a round-up this morning of exotic ski locations for winter sport enthusiasts to check out this winter. Making the list, Lecht Ski Resort in the Eastern Cairngorms of Scotland – where people apparently snowboard in kilts…

If this is what you’re looking for (you crazy kook), I suggest you check out sportkilt.com – your one stop shop for the kilt to fit whatever athletic pursuit you desire to perform while skirting it up. Here are a few of the styles available…

The classic Sport Kilt (or the MacVersatile)

The Commando (it’s Khaki!)

The hiking kilt (might get you goosed)

The Women’s Sport Kilt (popular amongst fem-ruggers across the Isle of Haggis!)

The Ballad Of Kerry Collins (Tirico Suave)
THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY BALL STATE DESERVES TO BE IN THE BCS (The World of Isaac)
The NBA Hierarchy (The Sports Lounge)
T-Roc’s Week 12 College Football picks (Cuzoogle)
Spin.com Exclusive Stream: 16-Song Cure Tribute Album (via Pop Candy)

Toss The Burner: Nov. 12, 2008

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Unlike this guy, Natalie Gulbis doesn’t have five career hole-in-ones (she has two), but, to borrow a line from the incomparable Mitch Hedberg, she did “hit a guy.”


(via Fandome)

Gulbis showing her vindictive side with that whole, “five bucks if I hit him?” line. Hot.

Champions Tour wins Three-Tour Challenge (Times of the Internet)
TV On The Radio Visit Jay Leno (Stereogum)
BCS Doesn’t Suck For SEC, Big 12 (Moondog Sports)
Falcons thriving after extreme makeover (Fox Sports)
Anthony Kiedis’ rock memoir heading to HBO (via Pop Candy)
You’re With Me, Double-Breasted Suit (Mister Irrelevant)

Toss The Burner: Nov. 11, 2008

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

The 2008 Election – the video game chronology. Man, finally.

I guess they’re saving the version where Obama Mario goes down the pipe for when he takes office with a imminent economic crisis on his hands.

Well done, Barely Political. Nod to NESW Sports for the tip.

Representing the High Socks: Is the Knee-High Flame Being Extinguished from the NBA? (Legend of Cecilio Guante)
20 Classic Toys That Aren’t Movies (Yet) (via Pop Candy)
The Women of the Military (Gunaxin)
THE 11 HOTTEST SPORTS MOVIE TOMBOYS (The World of Isaac)
Emmanuelle Chriqui returns to Entourage (Epic Carnival)

Toss The Burner: Nov. 10, 2008

Monday, November 10th, 2008

The country’s top eight female roller derby squads will square off next weekend in Portland, OR, with the title of Women’s Flat Track Derby Association National Champion on the line. The tournament will include teams from Texas, Philly, Chicago, Duke City? (Albuquerque, apparently), and of course the high-powered team from NYC known as the Gotham Girls. The Portland Expo Center is expecting upwards of 3,000 fans to come out for the event.

DerbyNewsNetwork.com has the official 2008 WFTDA Championship Bracket up on there site, and you can go log-in and edit and share your own bracket.

Stay tuned, as I try to find out if they’ll be any online or TV coverage of the tournament. And good luck, ladybadasses!

10 “great” fat guy moments in sports (on205th)
Kellex Morphs Again- The Blaze of Love Interview (And One)
Billy Mays… You, Sir Are On Notice (Buzz Pirates)
Obama, Taxes and the NASCAR Effect (Associated Content)
Natalie Gulbis Defending 3-Tour Challenge Championship (cfnews13. com)
Presidential exercising through the years (via mLive.com)