Get a good look at her. This is last time you’ll be seeing Antea Supervista, my spurned bracket wench on here.

MySpace versus Celebrity – I’ll be shocked if Sloan doesn’t win with 95% of the vote

Hottest Student Coeds – After all that hulla-baloo UCLA could only muster #7?

If you didn’t Hate Billy Joel Before – Personally, it’s a toss up for who I feel should be received worse at Shea this summer, Joel or Glavine

Movies With the Most Curse Words - Nice, I’ve seen State Property 2!…OK, that’s a lie.

Man, it’s been a rough go for me of late.

First, my bracket goddess – Antea Supervista – left me over the weekend for this guy:

WE’VE GOT ALL EIGHT ELITE EIGHT TEAMS LEFT BABY!

I’m a mess without her.

Then, these tattered pictures of my girl Eva popped up on The Daily Mail (via With Leather)

However, things are looking up. Baseball season herself is less than 14 hours away. And I intend to be at the bar at 6 a.m. to kick it off.

Red Sox vs. Oakland, Tuesday Morning, 6:00 a.m. EST, ESPN2

It’s like novacaine…works every time, just give it time!

(The genius, behind the evil genius)

So I’m really picking Memphis to win this year.

Their free throw shooting is atrocious. They lost their only big game of the year to Tennessee. Evil Joe Lunardi has them losing to Pitt in the Sweet-16.

Well, while the rest of you slackers spent the week gawking at the UCLA Cheerleaders, I went out and got my own expert.

This is Antea Supervista (pronounced Anti-yah Super-vizzz-talalalala). She’s the Supermodel equal of that gump Lunardo. Part bracketologist, part coitusolgist M.D., mother-trucker.

I let her fill out my bracket during sexy-time yesterday. We’re like going out now. It’s pretty sweet, no big deal.

So me and my lady are going with Memphis (frankly, it was work enough talking her out of Drake beating UCLA and delivering the dream at the same time).

Normally, reserved cat that I am, I wouldn’t kiss-and-tell so blatantly. But I want it to sting extra good when I get nice on everyone in Brahsome pool.

(Memphis, great place to visit. Piss poor from the charity stripe).