Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’

John McCain…a Mediocre High School Junior Varsity Athlete

Monday, August 11th, 2008
John McCain with his High School Wrestling Team (photo credit)

In a recent interview, John McCain told the LA Times he was looking forward to kicking back and watching the Olympics this week:



“We’re all caught up in the excitement of it, especially us mediocre high school junior varsity athletes.”


Define mediocre, John. According to this, you were known on the Episcopal High School wrestling team as both McNasty, and simply: punk.

Of course, this appears in stark contrast to his opponent’s on-court prowess.

Could have been worse however…at least McCain wasn’t a band weenie.


Link:

Mediocre J.V. athlete John McCain eager to watch Olympics (LATimes.com – Top of the Ticket)

AirBama…

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Shout out to Melfi for this (and, hell, who doesn’t love twittersourcing!)


Maybe, maybe not, you picked up your Barack Obama Punahou High School basketball jersey when we were all shilling for that a while back…in the same throwback light, check out what, in my opinion, is the best in campaign athletic wear yet:
This is of course a retro Air Jordan favorite from when Michael was in his prime, or what I like to call the Steve Kerr era.


Go reserve yours at Robust Flavor

Links:

Airbama T-Shirt By Robust Flavor (Robust Flavor Blog)
How To Lead All The Polls In Style (Deadspin)

The Obama Throwback

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Modeled by a medium t-shirt on an industrial street corner in Williamsburg, Brooklyn…only available in XX-L and XXX-L. (via Neighborhoodies.com)

Toss the Burner: June 11, 2007

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
My dark horse in the office U.S. Open Pool…Boo “To the RIGHTT!” Weekley

Toss the Burner: March 14, 2008

Friday, March 14th, 2008

(She doesn’t look that pissed)

What have we learned this week folks? I for one reaffirmed my belief that what happens in or to people from, living or around Albany should stay in Albany. Nothing good happens when you associate yourself with Albany.

People aren’t exactly ignoring this notion, but nobody has come right out and said it. This very incident may have just won Obama the nomination. At the very least it provides his campaign with a new, unforeseeable angle to attack Hillary.

Say that Silda Spitzer decides to stick by Eliot, and those with the wherewithal continue to berate her for doing so. People are already all over her for standing by his side during his resignation, and the whole time she was giving him a look that said: I’m going to go home and break everything that you own. Or say she decides to dump his ass…say she decides to divorce him on the night before the Pennsylvania primary…remember when Hillary handled her business this way? Of course, you don’t. Why would you.

In my opinion, someone who buys ink by the barrel, draws a parallel here. I’d admit that I’m reaching a little bit here…except didn’t Mrs. Spitzer call Mrs. Clinton about advice on being a good first lady a while back?

Obama on Spitzer:

“Obviously, it’s a tragedy. It’s heartbreaking for the family, but I suspect that it would not have been possible to function as governor, that what he said is right, that he needs to spend time healing himself and his family.” Asked in a follow-up question whether Spitzer should be prosecuted, he replied: “You know, I won’t offer an opinion on that.” (via MSNBC.com)

When asked what this meant for his campaign in the short term, Obama replied:

“Who get drunk at night till the early morn’? Tap dances at the party like it’s goin on…” (via Ol’ Dirty Bastard)

I Want To Be A Super Delegate

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Before I digress, let me urge you to read this week’s Rolling Stone cover story on Barack Obama. Whether you like him or not, it gives great insight into how he is running his campaign.

“In the process, the Obama campaign has shattered the top-down, command-and-control, broadcast-TV model that has dominated American politics since the early 1960s. “They have taken the bottom-up campaign and absolutely perfected it,” says Joe Trippi, who masterminded [Howard] Dean’s Internet campaign in 2004. “It’s light-years ahead of where we were four years ago. They’ll have 100,000 people in a state who have signed up on their Web site and put in their zip code. Now, paid organizers can get in touch with people at the precinct level and help them build the organization bottom up. That’s never happened before. It never was possible before.” (via Rolling Stone: The Machinery of Hope)

If you’re a geeked-out internet guy like me, you’re bound to think this is pretty cool. As it turns out, this formula for keying in at the precinct level has Obama gobbling up delegates from state to state regardless of how he fairs in the popular vote. A lot of this has to do with the Obama team brilliantly taking advantage of the caucus voting structure that most states employ in the primaries. This week, even after losing big money states – Ohio & Texas – he maintained about the same delegate lead he had going into those contests.

Right now, Obama leads Clinton in total delegates 1,524 to 1,432. And Hillary leads 238 to 199 in Superdelegates. With a limited amount of delegates left up for grabs it is going to be difficult, if not virtually impossible, for either candidates to accumulate the 2,024 delegates necessary to win the nomination outright prior to the Democratic National Convention in August. So unless something changes, it will most likely come down to the Superdelegate count.

Superdelegate you say? I want in.

Unless it’s too much work. I went with Yahoo! Answers to get to the bottom of this:

How do I become a superdelegate? I want in on this, unless it’s more work than it seems. (via Yahoo! Answers)

19 answers in less than an hour, baby! That dwarfs when I posted What doesn’t go well with bacon?; 14 answers in less than a hour.

Of course, a few doofuses posted garbage like this against their better judgment:

You all have way too much free time on your hands.

On the other side of the spectrum, we have these people:


Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Slow down chief. That was kind of a perfect storm of exhausting tactics and condescension. I’d give you more credit for exposing my laziness, but I’m pretty sure I did that to myself years ago.

These links look sort of official. Let’s not go down that road. My friend, this is Yahoo! Answers, any source material that merits being referred to as source material, check it at the door. Might I direct your attention to this example.

Alas. However, I did vet out one gem here:

Pretty sure I’m on some list now, and you might start to see this screen when you come to this blog (which I only know exists after being directed to this blog yesterday; I was provoked to go here, let me make that abundantly clear)


…so basically, I’ve learned very little from this exercise. But listen folks, I can spell wikipedia, I should be fine. And the concept of your tax dollars paying for some political taskforce member to come knock on my door and witness first hand the stain I’m leaving on society…let’s just say it’s better this way.

(Not actually my place, nice digs however – that coffee table, what’s that? Oak?)

Read the story in R.S. Hopefully, you’ll enjoy it as much as I did, and be moved to do some much more worthwhile.

…I know what’s your thinking, ask and ye shall receive, mon frauer: