He’s about 165-yards from the pin, it’ll be, ohhhhhh, about an eight iron.

James Foley, of High Point, North Carolina, that guy, won 1 million dollars for that golf shot. A Cinderella Story, indeed.

Golf clap extended to Bitter Humor for that. Here’s Murray….

RSM McGladrey is holding an essay contest to win a date with Natalie Gulbis.

Essay contest? Apparently, they’ve been reading my blog posts on the resurgence of kickball, and have realized that everyone wishes they were still in fourth grade.

It has to be under-200 words. Lucky for Natalie, I am as succinct as I am suave.

Top-3 reasons Natalie and I are perfect for each other:

1. My dream job…pro caddy (though I’d give it all up in heartbeat to be Natalie’s human golf tee)



2. I’ve put myself on a thirty year plan to join the Champion Tour – plan to shave a stroke, and add a yard of driving distance per year.



3. I’ll take a Wii golf babe over Wii fit babes any day of the week

Supposedly the theme of the essay is Who’s Behind Your Success? However, I figure it will be hard to argue with my above reasoning…especially when I’m so goddam independently successful

Go check it out, and maybe you’ll have a shot at one of the runner-up prizes like the SkyCaddie measuring device.

No word yet on what they’re calling this guy…the Tee Box Bandit, the Putting Green Prowler, the Winter Rules Looter?…

The robbery took place this past Saturday at Brynwood Golf Club outside Milwaukee.

When the party of six, four golfers and two caddies, reached the 16th tee shortly after 11 a.m. a lone gunman emerged from nearby woods and said, “Give me your money,” according to police. (from JSonline)

It has not yet been released how much this sandbaggin’ predator made off with. But all BCC caddies should know that the Caddy scholarship is still up for grabs…so start showing up for work with a glock and always keep your head on a swivel.

…the Mulligan Mugger, the Pitch ‘n Putt Perp, the Lateral Hazard Larcenist?