Posts Tagged ‘Celtics’

Ray Allen “This team right here, they don’t belong on the same floor with us…”

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

I saw this on SportsCenter this morning, and immediately wanted to hear it again when I got to work. Hats off to Reds Army for tracking down the goods. This is the caliber of pregame speech that makes Kevin Garnett skip the lay-up lines in favor of spending warm-ups head-butting the hoop’s pole pad.

Reds raises an interesting point – who is that Celtics roster member who aptly responds nope after Ray’s fightin’ words?

Ray pregame: “They don’t belong on the same floor with us” (Reds Army)

Video: Watch Shaq Conducts the Boston Pops

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

What can’t he do? What can’t @The_Real_Shaq do?

On Monday night, Shaq led the Boston Pops orchestra in three songs as conductor. It was the latest stunt in his season long quest to immerse himself hilariously in the New England culture. As a native New Englander, I have three words for the big bandleader: Revolutionary. War. Reenactment.

(video and photo via Boston.com)

Etsy peddling NBA Player LEGO necklaces

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

For reasons unknown, it’s becoming obscure trinket week here at Steady Burn.

In far more obscure news than the GMU bobbleheads, internet-based, handmade wares resellers Etsy is selling a line of NBA themed LEGO likenesses as necklaces.

The likenesses include Allen Iverson, Shaq, Steve Nash, Vince Carter…and yes, 3-time NBA All-Star and most recently a member of the Guaynabo Mets in Puerto Rico, Antoine Walker (seen above).

There are also several unidentified team-specific necklaces – they are very unidentifiable.

These are available for $12 bucks from Etsy seller and LEGO jewelry lover BrickYourNeck.

Antoine Walker LEGO Necklace (Etsy)

Mike Fratello welcomes Steve Kerr back to TNT with a gift

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

I was excited to see the TNT analyst version of Steve Kerr return to the booth for last night’s Celtics-Heat game. His best line during the broadcast: “Kevin Garnett is guarding everyone on the floor.”

Mike Fratello and Marv Albert were excited to have Steve back as well. So excited that The Czar had an afghan made – he sure didn’t sew it himself – for Steve with his and Marv’s faces stitched on it.

Check out the video of Fratello presenting this to Kerr on his website. It’s fantastically awkward.

For Your Halftime Listening Pleasure…

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Celtics lead Miami by 15 at halftime. Bored? Head over to Amazon and sample clips from the Dwight Howard charity album. Because hearing 9-seconds of Dwight’s stylings on Whoop There It Is (Hoop there It Is!) and Can’t Touch This (Howard Time) is at least as exciting as Lebron to Eddie House for brick.

This 11-track album of mostly cover songs* also features Day-o, ABC, Shout, Jammin’ and others. A portion of the proceed go to the BETA Center (www.betacenter.org), the Orlando, FL based organization whose mission is to provide children and parents with the knowledge and support needed for strong and healthy families.

*Track 11 is titled Shoot For the Stars and I can’t confirm, but I think it’s a Superman original track. Or it’s a Natasha Bedingfield cover (according to songs titled Shoot For The Stars on YouTube).

Dwight Howard releases CD for charity (MyFoxOrlando.com)

Nate Robinson ran a suicide in Shaq’s sneakers (video)

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Here’s Celtic back-up point guard Nate Robinson’s latest stunt, as he continues to spend the off-season vying to become Shaq’s sidekick.

If you don’t catch it :02 seconds in, Paul Pierce is on the flipcam. What you’re about to see is Pierce giving Nate Robinson 30-seconds to complete a full suicide in Shaq’s size 23, which come up past his shin splints.





If you were following the video’s timer, you may have noticed Pierce actually gave him an additional :05.

When he says “Biggest Shoes in the World”, it makes me grin. I’m really happy about Robinson becoming the Tonto to Shaq’s Lone Ranger.

@JonesOnTheNBA. I can’t wait for Oct. 26.

Found on eBay: 2,750 Wheaties Boxes for $10,000

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010



No surprise, there’s a considerably large array of Wheaties boxes available for purchase on eBay. No surprise, most of them feature the athletes some of us remember from our youth or kids’ youth – to be featured on a Wheaties box has been quite the accolade in popular sports for some time. Each listing has a colorful, hopefully price-point-justifiable, story to tell. For example, an unopened encased box signed by Celtics Red Auerbach, Larry Bird, John Havlicek, Bob Cousy, Jojo White and KC Jones. Over 30 NBA titles combined, asking price $999. Question is: is there cereal in there?

For the more skeptical collectors amongst us, here’s something more guaranteed whole-grain free. And at the price of just four dollars a box…



For $10 K, you’ll receive a set of Wheaties boxes that includes 325 1993 Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl XXVIII championship editions, 125 Michael Jordan’s Comeback boxes, and 105 of those Auerbach, Bird, Hondo, etc. boxes, just to name 555 of the 2,750.

According to the listing, all the boxes are from the General Mills plant in Buffalo, NY, where the seller, ernest_orlando, went to college. Ernest says he bought them off plant employees, who were each given three boxes each time a new box was issued. So unlike what could potentially be molding inside other commemorative Wheaties memorabilia, these factory-flat boxes he guarantees have never come in contact with any sort of dietary fiber.

Pavement’s Stephen Malkmus Takes Fantasy Bball Seriously

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

A guy whose probably best known for albums titled Wowee, Zowee and Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain, is an unexpected Fantasy BBALL fanatic.

Just two hoops leagues that I’ve been in for about five years or so. The first year we played just five categories – and Allen Iverson was the king of five-cat!!! I also remember Brevin Knight being quite the stud in five-cat as well. As for fantasy, I play all three sports. It’s a tossup between baseball and B-ball for me. Different fish. Baseball is all about the roto, basketball is all about head-to-head match ups…

That’s knowledge from the dude who wrote the lyrics it took a giant ramrod to raise the demon settlement.

Recently, Stephen Malkmus, Indie-Rock hero and former bandleader of Pavement, sat down with Steve Alexander from Rotoworld (who he evidently plays in a fantasy league with) to talk fantasy basketball. We learned that Malkmus’ team is named Widespread Perkins. Sadly, he’s not so much a fan of Perk as much as he’s making fun of a dude in the league whose got man-love towards him. Alas.

Malkmus also apparently once spelled “chutzpahs” for a double-double word bingo (“that was deep”) in a game of Scrabble. I wonder if you have to agree to ask him the obligatory “Favorite Scrabble Moment” question before you get to interview him? I know I’d have that in my contract if I pulled off that word, for like what? 178 points?

Check out the video for Pavement’s ‘Cut Your Hair’

Remembering Starter Jackets

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Let’s cut to the chase, nobody thinks these jackets are cool anymore. These days, you might find a vintage 49ers pullover in a TJ Maxx. But I don’t think you could convince Steve Young’s 11-year nephew to wear it. If you attempt to check out the merchandise on Starter’s website, you get punted over to Walmart.com! (Man, that’s not a good sign).

Alas, not every fashion statement gets to be transcendent. Which leads us to today’s blogger poll…

A bunch of sports bloggers – who probably still have these things hanging in their closets (no matter what the wife might say, right Adam Tracey?) – remember the hey-day of the Starter pullover.

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Toss The Burner: Nov. 6, 2008

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Thankfully, this was tee’d up as the Lil Wayne death hoax – hoax being the opportune term. Thanks Pop Candy for couching that, I don’t know if I could handled this otherwise.

….And what of my unnatural fascination with Lil Wayne? The guy is a hook machine!

Former Patriots Cheerleader Caitlin Davis Artistic Skills Very Popular In Australia (Busted Coverage)
Davin Meggett Is Not Evil Like His Father (Mister Irrelevant)
Dodgers will offer Manny Ramirez the second-highest annual salary ever. (FanIQ Blog)
Antonio McDyess interests Celtics (via The Big Lead)
LeBron James Dressed as Danny Zucco for Halloween, Video (NESW Sports)