In lieu of any hard news to report regarding the developing Tiger Woods investigation (unless you’re a Tool Academy fan), the hilarity of speculation has reached its precipice.
Tiger: Even in Chinese, Is Funny (Josh Q. Public)
Ten years after making the headlines for their one step beyond risque calendar, the Australian U-19 women’s national soccer team, known as The Young Matildas, are back reaffirming their so many steps beyond wholesome young lady approach…
At this past week’s, Women’s Asian Football Confederation Under-19 Soccer Championship in Wuhan, China, a 22-woman brawl erupted between the Matildas and their Chinese opponents – who won 2-1. The fight broke out after the final whistle when a Chinese player pushed one of the Aussies to the ground – believe that moment comes about 55 sec. in.
The AFC has fined the Matildas $5,000, and the team is currently under investigation by Football Federation Australia. The team already stated that they will not appeal the fine, but at least one of the player’s seems to think they’re not to blame (maybe she’s just the Eric Cartman of the team?).
Enough of the pageantry and hullaballoo, time to start banging out medals...literally.
The first gold medal will be give out on Saturday…in an event with guns! (umm, awesome?) The home country could jump out to the early lead in the medal count, as China’s Du Li is expected to take gold in this event – the Women’s 10-Meter Gat-off. (fine, it’s actually called the 10 m. Air Rifle)
Expectations for this snipette couldn’t be higher, as China dominated the 2004 shooting events – winning four golds, nine medals in total. The pressure is so intense that her coach hired Du – who took gold at Athens – a psychologist leading up to the competition.
The Loot officially starts being handed out Saturday Morning when IOC President Jacque Rogge will present the medals himself to the winners of Women’s Air Rifle.
Links:
Shooting Set To Kick Off Olympic Programme (The Telegraph)
Looks like your standard fare of cirque de acrobatics, and rhythmic gymnastics… along with the recreation of a storm trooper roll out.
It is unclear whether the video’s release was authorised, although it is highly unlikely as there has been a huge security clampdown around the ceremony with Chinese officials closely guarding their secret plans.
The 30 seconds of footage shows kung fu fighters, trapeze gymnasts, a giant earth globe, floating 3D humpback whales and orchestral music. (The Guardian UK)
You ever watch the gut-wrenching pageantry that is the opening ceremony? It’s painful. I don’t think even 3-D humpback whale illusions can save it from it’s inherent tedium.
The Koreans really grifted Beijing with this one. Check out the video here.
I believe Gordon Gano said it best with the lyrics: The City is Restless, It’s Ready to Pounce (The Violent Femmes were a quality 80′s band)
The AP is reporting today:
BEIJING – Beijing will set up specially designated zones for protesters during next month’s Olympics, a security official said Wednesday, in a sign China’s authoritarian government may allow some demonstrations during the games. (Beijing to set up Olympic protest zones)
According to the AP, the free zones are being set up miles away from the main festivities at the Olympic Green – out by the softball field and the beach volleyball courts. They’d also appreciate it if all protesters would apply for permission beforehand.
Is there going to be a specific check-in table for objectors? And should you provide a list of militants for RSVP purposes?
USA Today reports that Monday’s Earthquake in China could affect access for those seeking to reach the summit of the World’s highest peak.
The city of Chengdu, home to 10 million and a gateway for Himalayan trekkers and climbers, saw extensive damage to the city’s structures including rail lines and the hotels and hostels that house thousands of travelers en route to the mountains.
The traditional route to the Himalayas involves a plane flight or a train ride to Chengdu, followed by a long, bumpy bus or jeep trip west through steep mountain ranges. Chengdu also is a center for makers of mountaineering equipment and the government offices that issue travel permits to the western regions.
The New York Times reports that officials raised their estimate of the number of people killed by the quake to nearly 15,000, with thousands more trapped and missing in remote areas. The epicenter of the quake was said to have reached a 7.9 magnitude.
Earlier this year, Sir Edmund Hillary, the first man to reach the peak of Mount Everest (29,035 feet), died at the age of 88. And in 2007, 71-year-old Japanese man Katsusuke Yanagisawa became the oldest man to reach the top.
Check out this video from CNN of the Olympic torch reaching the summit earlier this month:
Tourism in the Himalayas is expected to feel the effects of the earthquake for years to come.
