While @Adam_Schefter was busy debunking the myth of @RodneyH37, and subsequently dispelling the rumors of an actual feud between Rodney Harrison and self-proclaimed leader of men Kerry Rhodes (stay savvy, Schefter), something far more compelling was happening in the twitterverse, tweeple…

(Side note: somewhere a kitten was just kicked into a coma because I used “twitterverse” and “tweeple” consecutively.)

I’m talking of course about the emergence of Jerry Jones’ Nose on twitter.

The Double J is kind of a live wire. I don’t see him enjoying his nose’s presence on Twitter. Although whoever set this up makes a solid case for a little creative leeway in the bio:

THIS IS *NOT* REALLY JERRY JONES’ NOSE TWEETING. Its just a random, automated script that’s tweeting as his nose. This is satire. Get a sense of humor.

At this time, @jerryjonesnose has a whopping seven followers. Maybe promotional rich media like this will help populate…

H/T to @mknell for the tip

“Cowboy” Joe West, president of the World Umpire Association, worked his 4,000th major league game Thursday. Way to go, they gave him a Nationals game to celebrate.

He’s the 19th man to reach the milestone. And I love that the umpire milestone usurps (just sh#ts on, really) the 3,000 hit mlb player milestone.

Congrats, Joe. Here are some other reasons why CJW is really cool (c/o CowboyJoeWest.com)….

• Umpired first Major League game Sept. 13th, 1976 at the age of 23

• In 1981, became the youngest umpire to work in a National League Championship Series (28

• Designed and owns the United States, Canadian, and Japanese patents on the chest protector for the umpires known as the “West Vest.”

• Inducted into the South Atlantic League Hall of Fame in 2002…Quarterback of the Elon College football team, MVP in his senior year.

• avid golfer

• Was a nightly performer at Gilley’s in Pasadena, Texas in the early 1980′s where he worked with the Bayou City Beats and the Urban Cowboy.