I shouldn’t even give this criminal low-life the satisfaction of being affiliated with one of the great faux criminals (read: realistically, nothing more than one of, if not the, most badass TV characters of recent times), but the look-alike factor is just too staggering not to point out.

See it for yourself, animosity after the jump…

The real reason I’d like to interject The Wire into the conversation, one of the great mantras of show re: doing hard time amongst the convicts on the show was, “You only do two days – the day you go in, and the day you get out.”

Well, here’s hoping those two days of Donte Stallworth’s not-at-all laughably unjust 30-day sentence (30 FREAKIN’ DAYS) for DUI manslaughter are unpleasant and unusually unsettling.

Donte Stallworth gets 30 days in jail for DUI manslaughter in FLORIDA! (Crooks & Liars)
NFL Cannot Follow Legal System in Letting Stallworth Get Off Easy (Fanhouse)