The Many Monikers of CC
Monday, April 13th, 2009
CC Sabathia is without question, undeniably overpaid overfed. No reasonable person would argue against calling CC a straight up fatso.
Plus, he’s not worth $161 million dollars. Plus, he recently bought a Giant Castle in New Jersey (astute observation by Deadspin commenter Business_Socks, “I see they’ve got the PVC for the fondue sprinklers. Fancy.” )
I’m having a really hard time dealing with this, and I’m sure you all are too. So, feel free to use any of these noms de om nom nom nom (30 in total, so far) when referring to CC…
- Chimi Changa Sabathia
- Cocoa Crisp Sabathia
- Candy Corn Sabathia
- Crab Casserole Sabathia
- Crispy Chicken Sabathia
- Corn Chowder Sabathia
- Clam Chowdah Sabathia
- Crowded Cafeteria Sabathia
- Canned Cranberry Sabathia
- Chester Cheetah Sabathia
- Coffee Coolatta Sabathia
- Campbell’s Chunky Sabathia
- Captain Crunch Sabathia
- Crusty Crouton Sabathia
- Corn Chip Sabathia
- Cajun Crawfish Sabathia
- Clams Casino Sabathia
- Con Carne Sabathia
- Country Crock Sabathia
- Corned Beef & Cabbage Sabathia
- Cream Cheese Sabathia
- Coca Cola Sabathia
- Cous Cous Sabathia
- Cheddar Cheese Sabathia
- Cottage Cheese Sabathia
- Cheese Curls Sabathia
- Chocolate Cake Sabathia
- Crab Cakes Sabathia
- Coffee Cake Sabathia
- Cup Cake Sabathia
I couldn’t seem to come up with any for Curry, Chives, Chutney, Canoli or Catsup. Feel free to leave those and others in the comments. Special thanks to @johnthedomingos for contributing to the list.
Note: It’s immaterial, but Fatty’s name is actually Carsten Charles Sabathia.
