Steady Burn » fat guys http://www.steadyburn.net Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 28 Apr 2011 20:24:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 The Many Monikers of CC http://www.steadyburn.net/2009/04/the-many-monikers-of-cc/ http://www.steadyburn.net/2009/04/the-many-monikers-of-cc/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:35:54 +0000 Mike http://www.steadyburn.net/?p=1096

CC Sabathia is without question, undeniably overpaid overfed. No reasonable person would argue against calling CC a straight up fatso.

Plus, he’s not worth $161 million dollars. Plus, he recently bought a Giant Castle in New Jersey (astute observation by Deadspin commenter Business_Socks, “I see they’ve got the PVC for the fondue sprinklers. Fancy.” )

I’m having a really hard time dealing with this, and I’m sure you all are too. So, feel free to use any of these noms de om nom nom nom (30 in total, so far) when referring to CC…

  1. Chimi Changa Sabathia
  2. Cocoa Crisp Sabathia
  3. Candy Corn Sabathia
  4. Crab Casserole Sabathia
  5. Crispy Chicken Sabathia
  6. Corn Chowder Sabathia
  7. Clam Chowdah Sabathia
  8. Crowded Cafeteria Sabathia
  9. Canned Cranberry Sabathia
  10. Chester Cheetah Sabathia
  11. Coffee Coolatta Sabathia
  12. Campbell’s Chunky Sabathia
  13. Captain Crunch Sabathia
  14. Crusty Crouton Sabathia
  15. Corn Chip Sabathia
  16. Cajun Crawfish Sabathia
  17. Clams Casino Sabathia
  18. Con Carne Sabathia
  19. Country Crock Sabathia
  20. Corned Beef & Cabbage Sabathia
  21. Cream Cheese Sabathia
  22. Coca Cola Sabathia
  23. Cous Cous Sabathia
  24. Cheddar Cheese Sabathia
  25. Cottage Cheese Sabathia
  26. Cheese Curls Sabathia
  27. Chocolate Cake Sabathia
  28. Crab Cakes Sabathia
  29. Coffee Cake Sabathia
  30. Cup Cake Sabathia

I couldn’t seem to come up with any for Curry, Chives, Chutney, Canoli or Catsup. Feel free to leave those and others in the comments. Special thanks to @johnthedomingos for contributing to the list.

Note: It’s immaterial, but Fatty’s name is actually Carsten Charles Sabathia.

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DerbyNewsNetwork.com has the official 2008 WFTDA Championship Bracket up on there site, and you can go log-in and edit and share your own bracket.

Stay tuned, as I try to find out if they’ll be any online or TV coverage of the tournament. And good luck, ladybadasses!

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