Posts Tagged ‘florida’

Meet our new Steady Burn contributor

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

Big day for us here at Steady Burn as I’m pleased to announce the addition of a new writer to the mix. He’s based out of Jacksonville, FL and goes by the name S. Evans. Why the quasi-anonymity with the moniker? To protect familial ties to the Bob Evans homestyle cuisine fortune is my guess. Frankly, I thought his name was Sean (it’s not) for about six months now, so I’m paying it no nevermind. Here’s some background information courtesy of the masked man himself…

Hailing from a lil place called Jacksonville, Fl, the name is S. Evans

The vitals:

  • Creator of the center of excellence that is No Guts, No Glory. I’m sure you’ve heard of it. You haven’t? Boy are you lost.
  • I’m a Libra, if that helps.
  • Known to be a smooth operator so you have nothing to worry about. You’re in good hands.
  • Mike doesn’t even know my name, so you know that I will fit in nicely around here.

Above all, I vow to keep the burn steady. Whatever that means.

Hope this is as good for you as it will be for me.

Managed to link to a Sade video, put me on blast for not knowing his name, as well as reaffirm the fact that so few people get the name Steady Burn (it has nothing to do with smoking weed, and everything to do with basketball playing time) – this guy’s a wildcat. Enjoy the additional posting from S.E., a.k.a. the Southern Gentleman, friends.

Thoroughbred’s famous bloodline saves his life, makes him a possible movie star

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Nothing like a potential feel good story of the year that you know is going to, at the same time, rile people up. Get a load of this tale of redemption…

On April 4, 2008, thoroughbred Freedom’s Flight’s career came to an all-to-familiar halt when his leg snapped on the track at Gulfstream Park in Hallandale, FL. Actually, it wasn’t a halt so to speak, he still went on to finish third in the race. After the expensive treatment to repair the injury failed, owners sold off the racehorse for a mere $500.

From MiamiHerald.com:

“They told me his racing career was over,” said [Herman] Heinlein, who owns 100 horses. He faced a choice: pay to euthanize Freedom’s Flight or, as Pinchin suggested, give him to Marian Brill, a 44-year veteran of Florida racing and a horse rescuer.


To a racehorse owner, an animal that can’t run “is a broken machine that don’t work,” Brill said. “They get rid of it.”


Heinlein says he kept title to the horse “because I didn’t want somebody to get him back to racing.”


Still a stallion, Freedom’s Flight could have undergone expensive treatment for his leg then become a breeder, but “he never proved himself as a racehorse,” said Brill, and since his famous ancestors begat hundreds of offspring, “Why breed the one that’s farther down the line?”


Brill, 58, said she “started rehabbing him” but his injuries were too daunting. Then, she said, a man whose name she didn’t know bought him for $500.


“They loaded him on a trailer and left,” she said.

According to the Herald, several months later, FF was spotted by the Miami-Dade Police Department’s Agricultural Patrol Unit tied to a tree on a “garbage feeder farm” – which is exactly what it sounds like, a farm that they cook garbage and feed it to swine. His price tag at the time had been $100.

The owner of the farm, Manuel Coto, allowed an SPCA vet to treat Freedom’s Flight for multiple ailments including “severe “rain rot,” which made him lose most of his hair, bites, wounds, severe rashes, abscesses under his hooves, detoxing from steroids, a fractured right cannon — shin — bone, and strangles, a potentially deadly, highly contagious bacterial infection.”

So far it reads like Seabiscuit, from the twisted mind of director Rob Zombie. If you’ll further indulge me, I promise it gets better.

While nursing the horse back to health, they discovered a tattoo under Freedom’s Flight’s lip that read: I35289. The Jockey Club thoroughbred registry indicated that the number revealed that he was the scion of, count em’, two Triple Crown winners: Seattle Slew, his grandpa and winner of the Triple Crown in 1977, and the legend himself, Secratariat, Freedom’s Flight’s dad.

Since the famous bloodline discovery, Freedom’s Flight has received $30,000 in vet care, and is the front runner to play Secratariat in a Disney movie. I’m hoping for a sci-fi drama – lots of scions, siars, members of the brood, prophesies being fulfilled, etc. etc.

(photos via spca-sofla.org)

Racehorse’s health restored 1 year after hellish descent (Miami Herald)

Playing Catch Banned in Florida

Friday, August 7th, 2009

I haven’t spoken to him yet, but my grandfather – a half-the-year Florida resident and man who has no less than nine sets of lawn darts in his garage – is surely offended by this.

Actually, playing catch at a public park or beach in Clearwater has been banned for a number of years (and yet, the ban on burmese pythons is still under consideration), and now, lawmakers are trying to change it back. As it stands now:

“No person or persons shall engage in rough or potentially dangerous activity such as football, baseball, softball, horseshoes, tennis, volleyball, badminton, or any other organized activity involving thrown or otherwise propelled objects such as balls, stones, arrows, javelins, shuttlecocks, Frisbees, model aircraft or roller skates on any public bathing beach or park property except in areas set aside for that purpose.”

To be fair, it would have been have unjust to only ban bow and arrow.

H/T to Popehat.com, who points out that since they passed this law, badminton-related deaths have dropped dramatically.

In Clearwater, Playing Catch Is Against The Law (cfnews13.com)

TOSS THE BURNER: Sep. 18, 2008

Thursday, September 18th, 2008


The polls close for THE IRON REF in a matter of hours, and I need your help. I’m facing off against some dude who goes by The Russianator. I’m sure he’s a good guy…and probably commie. So, get moving! Voting ceases to be at 5 p.m. EST.

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More Dirty Angels Photos in Anaheim (The Sports Culture)
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