The Four Day Work Week, Vol. 3
Friday, November 21st, 2008I’ve long been campaigning (lamenting to people with no authority or pull, whatsoever) in favor of the four day work week. It obviously hasn’t happened…yet.
In the interest of idealists nationwide, each Friday I’m going to draft a list of how I could be better spending my time if I wasn’t confined to the office.
Because I am nothing, if not overly productive, during freedom time.
Lobbying in favor of alcohol sponsorship in sports
Calling in an anonymous tip on Joey Porter, that meth head! (Do pay phones still exist?)
Three words: Stairmaster Segway Hybrid
Whip up some spiced poached iceberg lettuce
Cruise around on a Strida folding bike, avoid getting taken out
Complete a flawless run in the game Mouse Trap
Buy a 2009 calendar, and check off all the days that UCONN basketball has Nationally televised games
Go as Natalie Coughlin’s date to the Golden Goggle Awards
A little light on quantity today, and for that, I apologize. And though 20 of these clearly exemplifies that I’ve grown lethargic, beyond the shadow of a doubt, 10 is still pretty despondent. Godspeed.
