At the time of me scribing this piece of inconsequence, incarcerated Boston Red Sox fan Randy Aaron Baker is preparing for his temporary release from Van Buren County Jail so that he can attend today Sox game against the Royals in Kansas City.

Randy Aaron Barker is serving a 10-day jail sentence for interference with official acts and violation of a protective order. He is also a big fan of the Boston Red Sox.

According to the Ottumwa Courier story, Barker’s attorney, Margaret E. King, Barker petitioned the court to allow him to attend the Red Sox game in Kansas City with his father and brother. They have had long-term plans to attend, King told Magistrate Judge Benny Waggoner.

Baker is set to return late tonight or tomorrow to the clink – whenever, right? What’s an “official act” anyway?

There’s a word in the quote that seems both appropriate, yet glaringly absurd. Petition. As in, some judge spent the time to hear a petition for a short time criminal to go to a baseball game – and a meaningless one at that. The lawyering time would have been better spent coming up with some sort of fining scale to be levied against people who buy tickets to Royals games in September.

Just goes to show you, for every Midwest magistrate being run roughshod by unbridled serial killers acting out of boredom, there’s lawmen who have too much time on their hands.

Baseball Fan Released From Jail To See Game (KCCI.com)

With Wes Snipes facing some hard time (three years), I figured it was appropriate to post something from his best film that isn’t Major League.

Raymond is actually played by ex-NBA player and UCLA star Marques Johnson.

I don’t believe that he had much of a pro career.

…and you heard it here first, Snipes will be out in nine months.