Kissing Suzy Kolber’s Drew Magary is on some sort of internet spree and tirade this week in honor of the release of his new book, Men With Balls. To show gratitude, dedicating today’s example of how-to show the government that you’re adamant about featherbrained spending even during these tough economic times to some leit reading that’s available for you to procure…

That’s Vol. 1, No. 1 right thurr! With Marilyn Monroe as the original “Sweetheart of the Month”, of course.

$7,500 ain’t the price though – it’s the starting bid, folks. So you better be savvy with your interweb bidding skills as well as possess the fatness, Jack. (or you could just go pick up Men With Balls for a milli-fraction of the cost on Amazon).

When you search for MWBs on Amazon, the results yield other quality titles as well…

See more If You Had Money posts here.

The World of Isaac has a hilarious post up about Monta Ellis’ Moped that sparks today’s look at how you can make you bottom line dip. Isaac, thank you friend.

Without further adieu, let’s give its due adieu to The Segshaw!…

Was there ever any doubt that a Segway looks like something you’d want to be pulled by?

On rickshaws, in general. I once found myself frantically trying to hail a cab outside Macy’s, during Christmastime (because I plan well like that). After much failure, I had to settle for an elf in a rickshaw; it was one of the most horrific experiences of my entire life.

And I wonder, if that elfin maniac was limited by the 8 MPH (0 horsepower) governor of the Segway, would he still have treated the midtown bus lanes like his own personal leisure trail system?

if you have $7,400 clams and love danger, check this bad sally out.

Optimus Prime on the front, deal breaker or clincher?