Steady Burn » jesus http://www.steadyburn.net Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 28 Apr 2011 20:24:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Jesus resurrects, ousts Bieber http://www.steadyburn.net/2010/04/jesus-ressurrects-ousts-bieber/ http://www.steadyburn.net/2010/04/jesus-ressurrects-ousts-bieber/#comments Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:23:00 +0000 Mike http://www.steadyburn.net/?p=2338

After consecutive days/months aplenty, Justin Bieber is expelled from trending topics (at least for a minute) thanks to Easter.



Back up in yo’ ass with the resurrection, Bieber.



Yes. I do now that it’s only hardly appropriate b/c of that first bar.



Happy Easter.

]]> http://www.steadyburn.net/2010/04/jesus-ressurrects-ousts-bieber/feed/ 2 The Mooks of Kickball, Part 8 http://www.steadyburn.net/2008/11/the-mooks-of-kickball-part-8/ http://www.steadyburn.net/2008/11/the-mooks-of-kickball-part-8/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:31:44 +0000 Mike http://www.steadyburn.net/?p=469 It’s been awhile, but I’m back with some vintage MOK. Remember your boy Kickball Jesus? He’s up to his old tricks , this time, pitting Hipsters against Mormons, on the kickball diamond.

Heavenly Father was Definitely NOT SMILING Down upon these Mormon Kickballers. Game 2 Saw a Mormon team comprised entirely of a (Ex-Mormon) guy and his Mormon cousin and his other Mormon cousin and his other Mormon cousin and his other Mormon cousin (it was weird but yes they were all related) and Hipsters leaving early for prior engagements to “U-Bomb” or ride kiddie bikes downhill or something.

In any case the Mormons have Fallen from Grace from Kickball God, “Heavenly Father” and pretty much Every Other God Looking Down and laughing at them this ALL HALLOWS EVE!

Conclusion: The hipster won, I don’t know what a U-Bomb is, and I do not care. End of story? Oh, The plot thickens…

AND SOOOOO…..Kickball Jesus was walking down the street the Morning after past the Mormon Temple…and LO AND BEHOLD he saw a empty box from a 12-pack of PBR lying right there on the front lawn of the Mormon Temple!!! A sign from KICKBALL GOD indeed that Kickball Jesus’s work here in SLC is NOT FINISHED!

Taunted for their beliefs that alcohol is demonic by a beer that taste so rightfully evil as Pabst – the ultimate sign of disrespect.

Where could I possibly be going with this?…

MORMON VS. HIPSTER KICKBALL 3!

The Holy Trilogy…The Douchey Trilogy…The Final Chapter. Taking place November 15 in Salt Lake (They’ve created a Facebook invite, so you know it’s legit).

Oh, sidebar, a guy who dubbed himself kickball jesus is apparently a hipster… big revelation.

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Though we’re not exactly sure what this edition’s transgressor is up to, some guy who calls himself Kickball Jesus is pumping some kind of kickball meets desolation art exhibit in the Mojave Desert on his blog P.I.M.P.S (People Making Psychogeography Sexy)

Coming November 7th, 2008…

…Only at High Desert Test Sites (HDTS) The Worlds of Kickball and “Sub Fine” Art Collide in The Mojave Desert like Never Before!!

Stay Tuned for more info!!!

~Kickball Jesus (KJ)

Kickball’s Second Coming also affiliates himself with an organization dubbed ‘Kickball Jesus Speculative Ocean Front Property Development Corporation’, which he owns the copyright on.

Whatever this is (probably just a guy whose government name is now kickball jesus), it will be the inaugural exhibit of the Wonder Valley Institute of Art, located in the cultural mecca of Mojave.

Links:

Wonder Valley International C(K)ickball Association (P.I.M.P.S)
Wonder Valley Institute of Contemporary Art

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