Remember when zombies were absolutely terrifying? (Thriller, Zombie Beach Party, Rob Zombie). Nowadays, they have a 100% better chance than you of getting a permit for their band of undead from Park & Rec. (and you just wanted to set-up the hibachi).

The return of Zombie Kickball was actually in 2007. This is Zombie Kickball IV: Kicking Ass and Taking Brains (lifted that one from their MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/zombiekickball)

Zombie Kickball Founder (Head Brain Banshee in Charge) Catherine Krupsky posted on MySpace that this is her last year organizing. Judging by the video, there’s a whole new generation that could either keep the tradition alive, or come up with the next pop culture leisure sport. (Post-apocalyptic nuclear winter bocce?)

Check out some photos (c/o Strange Maine)…

Un-dead zone (Portland Press Herald)

This is not another post about Michael Jackson’s tragic death. This is not a post about Team USA’s tragic, epic meltdown yesterday. This is simply about a sweet soccer jersey that relates to M.J. and Team USA soccer. Have a look…

Apparently, the late King of Pop was a rabid U.S. soccer fan and The Spoiler would like to remind you that “this is not a cynical and rushed attempt to cash in on the death of an international hero – it’s definitely what he would have wanted.”

You can pick one of these up for $89.95.

What If America Had Won The Confederation Cup?