Posts Tagged ‘Natalie Gulbis’

Natalie Gulbis shuns a few weirdos and Mark Sanchez at the ESPYs

Monday, August 17th, 2009

This is funny to me, because I can’t tell if these guys are in on the joke or not…

Was Was it a good show…tonight, I mean? a real question. That was choice cut awkwardness.I can’t believe she didn’t bite on your shout out, you smooth operator you.

Of course, then there was Mark Sanchez’ failed attempt (at humor). I like to call these dad jokes.

Natalie Gulbis Putts, Drew Carey = Putz

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Interestingly enough, the LPGA held an all hands on deck over the weekend where the message to the golfers was basically, “Be more like Natalie.”

The LPGA lost five tourneys this year due to sponsors dropping out, and in an effort to curb this behavior officials are looking for the ladies to get out themselves out there and starting shilling. In the ranks of the LPGA, Natalie Gulbis is the poster girl for self-promotion and marketing. From pin-up calendars, to The Apprentice, to Twitter…

and now, The Price is Right!




Way to airmail that putt, Strokie McLuckerson.

Kudos to my man Zachary however – a pillar of restraint. A lot of guys probably would have had Natalie hoisted ten feet in the air, or tried to go for their Bogie-Bacall moment.

Natalie Gulbis Dwarfs Sergio Garcia!

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Well, dwarfs may be a bit of an exaggeration. But she’d probably throw it back in his face if he drove the lane on her. Those legs look like she might have ups (i.e. I can’t stop looking at those awesome legs).

You know what else I like about Natalie’s Tiger on Sunday get-up in this picture: her really nice, tan legs.

(via TheGolfBlog)

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Remember this?…Natalie Gulbis, the golfing Geisha

Monday, December 15th, 2008

The top-3 LPGA stories from the weekend, in reverse order as perceived by me…a dude who watches an average 45 minutes of LPGA action annually, but at the same time, is fascinated by the intermingling of babedom and 300+ yard drives within that sport

3.) Anna Rawsom finishes 12th at the Q-School Qualifiyah! Ensures that 2009 will include Anna Rawsom in the LPGA golf conversation…and the gawking, and the gazing, and the ogling.

2.) Annika Sorenstam closes out an illustrious career with a 7th place finish at the Dubai Ladies’ Masters.

1.) Speaking of the Dubai Ladies’ Masters, this weekend marks the one-year Anniversary of Natalie Gulbis’ dressing up sort of like a Geisha. And now you know where (or who) most of that 45 minutes of LPGA action I claim to have watch stems from. On with the photos (c/o Zimbio)…

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Toss The Burner: Nov. 12, 2008

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Unlike this guy, Natalie Gulbis doesn’t have five career hole-in-ones (she has two), but, to borrow a line from the incomparable Mitch Hedberg, she did “hit a guy.”


(via Fandome)

Gulbis showing her vindictive side with that whole, “five bucks if I hit him?” line. Hot.

Champions Tour wins Three-Tour Challenge (Times of the Internet)
TV On The Radio Visit Jay Leno (Stereogum)
BCS Doesn’t Suck For SEC, Big 12 (Moondog Sports)
Falcons thriving after extreme makeover (Fox Sports)
Anthony Kiedis’ rock memoir heading to HBO (via Pop Candy)
You’re With Me, Double-Breasted Suit (Mister Irrelevant)

Toss The Burner: Nov. 10, 2008

Monday, November 10th, 2008

The country’s top eight female roller derby squads will square off next weekend in Portland, OR, with the title of Women’s Flat Track Derby Association National Champion on the line. The tournament will include teams from Texas, Philly, Chicago, Duke City? (Albuquerque, apparently), and of course the high-powered team from NYC known as the Gotham Girls. The Portland Expo Center is expecting upwards of 3,000 fans to come out for the event.

DerbyNewsNetwork.com has the official 2008 WFTDA Championship Bracket up on there site, and you can go log-in and edit and share your own bracket.

Stay tuned, as I try to find out if they’ll be any online or TV coverage of the tournament. And good luck, ladybadasses!

10 “great” fat guy moments in sports (on205th)
Kellex Morphs Again- The Blaze of Love Interview (And One)
Billy Mays… You, Sir Are On Notice (Buzz Pirates)
Obama, Taxes and the NASCAR Effect (Associated Content)
Natalie Gulbis Defending 3-Tour Challenge Championship (cfnews13. com)
Presidential exercising through the years (via mLive.com)

Gulbis, Kerr, Alfredsson to Take on the Dudes in Three Tour Challenge

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

The 17th Annual Wendy’s 3-Tour Challenge golf tournament takes place this weekend in Henderson, NV. It is the only pro golf event that pits players from all three major tours against each other.

The LPGA is going with quite the team of vixens, a power trio consisting of…

Cristie Kerr

Helen Alfredsson

Natalie Gulbis

The other two teams that will be competing against [and distracted by] the ladies include:
Fred Funk, Jay Haas and Nick Price. [the fogies] representing the Champions Tour, and the not as old (but as creepy as they want to be, I’m sure) Stewart Cink, Rocco Mediate and Kenny Perry representing the PGA Tour.

Important to note, on the off-chance that you’re gonna be in Nevada and are interested in checking this out, general admission is free! I know if I was in the greater Henderson area, I’d make time to go watch NG read a putt or two.

The Tournament benefits the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption, and more info can be found at Wendys3tour.com

Link:
Teams Complete for Wendy’s 3-Tour Challenge

End Hits…

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Zo & the Old General


On-court rivals Alonzo Mourning and Patrick Ewing will team up for Obama Rally in Broward County in the all-important state of Florida tomorrow (SunSentinel.com)

Natalie Gulbis Essay Contest


The finalist have been selected in the Natalie Gulbis “Who’s Behind Your Success” Essay Contest (sponsored by RSM McGladrey). Lot of worthy candidates for the prize of spending a day in Vegas with Natalie. (WorldGolf.com)

Low Brow Discussion Will Not Be Allowed at Sports Talk Radio Station

FM-Station WMVN (101.1) in St. Louis will soon be converting from dance-music to sports, and station chief John Kijowski says, “We will be absolutely a 100 percent sports-talk station,” he said. “Talk about bimbos, hookers on our air? No way. There’s no need to dumb it down. Just because you’re a guy doesn’t mean you have to talk about that stuff. We will take a local, regional and national approach to mature sports talk.” (STLToday.com)

Parent Banned From Youth Football Over Bad Play

Finally, a unique spin on an old fable. A parent in Amherst, OH barked at the coach of his son’s 9-and-10 year old football team, and demanded he call a specific play. (A sweep, resulting in loss yardarge. Police then arrested parent Eric Frambach, whose been charged with disorderly conduct and is banned from practices and games moving forward. (SeattleTimes.com)

TOSS THE BURNER: August 7, 2007

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Why are there multiple aerial views of Natalie Gulbis’ House on this site?

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

In the interest of full disclosure, I found this through my Natalie Gulbis RSS feed – which is not at all weird or creepy to subscribe to.

Now an aggregate of all the aerial views of her house on the other hand…

I’m purely an advocate of the Gulbis brand, that is sort of creeperish. To be fair, they’re stalking other celebrities on this site, not just the future Mrs. Curly. (For example, Celine Dion lives 1.5 km from Natalie, apparently)