It’s like novacaine…works every time, just give it time!

(The genius, behind the evil genius)

So far, no upsets. Georgia, tanked it. Temple, tanked it.

Somebody has to pull it off on the first day right?

Antea, who ya got baby?

(Belmont over the Dukes, def)

A sexy pick, from a lady in the know.

The Belmont Bru-dawgs, the automatic bid recipient from the Vanilla Icing & Strawberry Jam Conference, take on Duke at 7:10.

In honor of Duke bowing out, here’s some classic March Madness interweb video….This is why Duke Sucks (Parts 1 & 2), and here’s a seven minute recap of the 1999 Championship Game just for kicks.

So I’m really picking Memphis to win this year.

Their free throw shooting is atrocious. They lost their only big game of the year to Tennessee. Evil Joe Lunardi has them losing to Pitt in the Sweet-16.

Well, while the rest of you slackers spent the week gawking at the UCLA Cheerleaders, I went out and got my own expert.

This is Antea Supervista (pronounced Anti-yah Super-vizzz-talalalala). She’s the Supermodel equal of that gump Lunardo. Part bracketologist, part coitusolgist M.D., mother-trucker.

I let her fill out my bracket during sexy-time yesterday. We’re like going out now. It’s pretty sweet, no big deal.

So me and my lady are going with Memphis (frankly, it was work enough talking her out of Drake beating UCLA and delivering the dream at the same time).

Normally, reserved cat that I am, I wouldn’t kiss-and-tell so blatantly. But I want it to sting extra good when I get nice on everyone in Brahsome pool.

(Memphis, great place to visit. Piss poor from the charity stripe).