For all you romantics out there, here’s what happens when you search for love on the internet – Google vs. Facebook…
Poems and bones.
Cookie dough & pillow fights.
You don’t want to know what the Twitter search revealed, or (goes w/o saying) any number of Craigslist searches.
Happy Valentines Day, lovers.
…and Happy Nat’l Real Talk Day as well.
I’ve long been campaigning (lamenting to people with no authority or pull, whatsoever) in favor of the four-day work week. It obviously hasn’t happened…yet.
In the interest of idealists nationwide, each Friday I’m going to draft a list of how I could be better spending my time if I wasn’t confined to the office.
Because I am nothing, if not overly productive, during freedom time.
Strategically map out a TB route for Operation: One Free Taco? Nay, Many Free Taco day
Come up with less creepier packaging for broccoli
Deliver a far creepier monologue on the bus
Answer all that pesky fan mail
See like 10 bands per hour, all day, for free
Add top Zombie flicks to my Netflix cue
Come up with a plan for how to not get myself (and fellow geeks) pranked on April Fool’s Day
Everywhere I go, with swagger (help raise the stats!)
Organize an anti-Palin 2012 (never too early) rally
Send out my latest round of Halloween Costume Suggestions fo’ the Ladies via email
Grab a pen and a pad, and start crafting lyrics for a Political rap album
Tweet justice will prevail! @Osama
Write the treatment (screw the whole script!) for the Lil Wayne biopic
Get in touch with the nerd vote, see if they want to back the Four Day Work Week platform
