Posts Tagged ‘patriots’

The most obscure collection of jerseys on the internet

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

No, it’s not a collection of eBay links. Although that would be sweet, as well as helpful given that it’s the holiday season.

StraightCashHomey.net, whose goal is to “turn the world into an international ridiculous jersey scavenger hunt,” has for some time now been posting a daily photo of someone’s jersey that probably gets the owner either a puzzled look or a high-five whenever they’re out in public with it on.

My favorite, and far from the most inexplicable, former Pats receiver from 1993-2000, Vincent “Ultimate” Brisby.

Check out Straight Cash Homey. There’s also a good thread going on about obscure jerseys on Reddit today.

What’s Mike Greenberg doing in a Brady jersey?

Monday, December 6th, 2010

Jets fans, tell me, what kind of a taste does this leave in your mouth?

Patriots owner Robert Kraft visited the set of Mike & Mike this morning, who were on location at Patriots Place in Foxboro, MA for tonight’s most anticipated Monday Night Football game between the Pats and Jets.

Maybe it was because Kraft compared both Greeny’s hairstyle and allure with the ladies to that of Tom Brady (both untruths, right ladies?), but somehow he got Greenberg, a Jets fanatic, to put a Brady jersey on over his Namath jersey. Golic could simply add an oh no.

Make sure you tune in tonight for what could be the signature game of the 2010 regular season. Levy already predicted that the ratings will eclipse every single MNF game in history (save for those featuring the Dallas Cowboys of the 1990s). I’ll go as far to predict that tonight’s game will bring to end Darrell Revis’ 48-hour Twitter hiatus, for sure.

Mike and Mike: Gift For Greeny (ESPN.com)

(Photo Via @NewEnglandPatriots)  

Poll: What NFL Team Should Sit Their Starters the Most in Week 17?

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

By this time next week, the first week of NFL playoff match-ups will be abundantly clear, and the media landscape will be lousy with speculation – prediction: an unnecessary amount of people picking Philly or Dallas to make a dark horse Superbowl run. As it stands right now, 10 of 12 teams are at their very least in, with two spots in the AFC no less than wide open. Of those 10 teams, seven are playing games in the last week of the season that have some sort of playoff implications. Even so, after the Colts conceded victory vs. the Jets on Sunday, one can’t help but wonder who of the teams that are in regardless plan to rest their starters in the final contest of the regular season.

As I see it, you can eliminate three teams from that debate instantaneously, and a few others fairly quickly. The top seeds in their respective conferences, New Orleans and Indy, each backed their way into resting their starters in Week 17. And San Diego didn’t have to earn it – and they did beating up on Tennessee – but with a firm hold on the #2 seed they’ll sit their first string too.

The obvious candidates to play their starters this Sunday are Philly and Dallas, who meet to decide who takes the NFC East title. It’s just as much of a no-brainer for Minnesota and Arizona to put their starters out there. Minnesota needs to win to stay eligible for a bye. If a few things fall into place (MIN loss, PHI loss), Arizona can play their way to a bye to the following week.

That leaves three teams to consider – New England, Cincinnati and Green Bay. All three of these teams are playing a game on Sunday that affects the playoff picture, just not necessarily in a huge way personally. None of these teams have a chance at a bye, and Green Bay has no chance to get higher than a fifth seed. For New England and Cincy, on the surface it’s really only a question of rest – beneath the surface it’s a question of how bad do we not want to go into Indy in the divisional round?

Here’s the brief on GB, NE and the Queen City’s match-up on Sunday, and the context of each. Hit the poll at the bottom on who you think most needs to rest their starters on Sunday:

New England

vs. Houston

Implications:

Houston needs to win to get in. And realistically, they need so much help that the round-the league scoreboard will garner as much attention as Tom Brady and Randy Moss. The third seed in the AFC is New England’s to relinquish with a loss and a Cincinnati win. However, at this point it’s hard to wish for a second-round jaunt to the left coast to face San Diego over a rematch with Indy, who’ll be dusting off considerably for that divisional game.

I say sit the A-team at half time, Bill – who, ever the contrarian, called a QB dive with Brady twice on the final drive vs. Jacksonville on Sunday, up 35-7 in the fourth.

Cincinnati

vs. Jets

Implications:

Jets win, and their in. And with the Jets playing at home and the master of their own destiny, Cincy can count on getting the Jets’ best punch in the mouth. Still, if the Bengals knock out the Jets and a few other chips fall their way (NE loss, BAL win), they could be set-up to take on Baltimore in the first round, who they swept in the division during the regular season. Sounds complicated, but really it’s really as simple as living by the out-of-town scoreboard – if at any point New England wraps up Houston and that third seed is, pull Palmer.

Green Bay

vs. Arizona

Implications:

Arizona wins, and Minnesota and Philly lose, the defending NFC champs all of a sudden earned a week off, which is great for them, but does it really do anything for Green Bay? Rodgers and crew are looking at the 5th or 6th seed regardless of what happens on Sunday. But somehow, other than New Orleans, they’ve managed to have the least to play for this week. And, it’s almost a sure thing, that no matter where they’ve got to go in the first round, they’ll face a third or fourth seed that either played their way or got themselves beaten down into that position. May not hurt to be the rested team in that scenario.

My smart money prediction: Green Bay conducts business as usual, and plays the starters, New England and Cincinnati pull the first string at half time.

Vote for the team you most think should rest their starters this week in the poll below.

The “Pain Don’t Hurt” Award (NFL Week One)

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

On September 14, 2009, the great Patrick Swayze lost his battle with pancreatic cancer and passed away too young at the age of 57. Swayze had a prolific acting career, one that inspired his devoted fan base to believe that if anyone could beat this disease it was him (Swayze played a bank robbing surf ninja and villainous sky diving enthusiast in Point Break. Cancer? No problem, compadre). He was diagnosed in January of 2008 with a sickness that most people will succumb to in under a year – he held on for 20+ months. During that time period, his 1989 film Road House was the most broadcast movie on American television in the past year according to Rolling Stone – airing 45 times on AMC, A&E and CMT. Maybe you were lucky enough to flip it on and catch a riveting scene like this…

In lieu of burying Swayze with Dalton’s medical dossier, each Tuesday during football season I’ll be awarding one player the “Pain Don’t Hurt” Award to honor Swayze’s memory. This week’s recipient: Brandon Meriweather of the New England Patriots.

Last week, the retired Rodney Harrison said of his strong safety protege, “Brandon Meriweather will be putting his helmet down [Terrell Owens'] throat.”

Though Owens was held to just 2 catches for 46 yards, and no TDs by the Patriots secondary, the brand of raw aggression that Harrison, who’s apparently maintained his maniacal nature, is referring to here was best on display during that stack-up hit by Meriweather on Bills’ Leodis McKelvin during that kick-off return late in the 4th. ESPN failed to mention Swayze’s passing during the entire broadcast of the game, but they did show about 15 angles of Meriweather holding up McKelvin while his teammates ransacked him. The Pierre Woods forced fumble – recovered by New England kicker Stephen Gostkowski – and impending TD drive sealed the victory for the Pats and ripped the proverbial neck out of the Bills’ upset hopes.

(photo via NFL.com)

Tedy Bruschi’s Greatest [Internet] Hit

Monday, August 31st, 2009

After announcing his retirement from football today, New England Patriots Linebacker Tedy Bruschi was paid a pretty ultimate compliment by his coach Bill Belichick, who called him “the perfect player.” Given the polarizing Coach Belichick’s low status in the sports landscape for saccharine appreciation, it probably won’t stick.

Hopefully, what will be remembered, by Pats fan or otherwise, is Bruschi’s unlikely and lightning fast recovery from a stroke in February ’05 just three days after winning his third Super Bowl with New England that saw him back on the playing field by mid-October of the same year.

Tedy Bruschi, Half man, Half God, Half [possible] Centaur was born days, possibly half an hour, after that first game back against the Bills in ’05.

Now, these guys don’t like the Patriots, and they’re probably editing screengrabs of today’s retirement press conference, with heartfelt embraces between Bruschi and and Belichick, to Let Me Go by Heaven 17 for their next video installment on their YouTube channel – Belichick’s Camera Crew. However, since Bruschi recovered (he obviously did not “stroke out”) and went on to lead the team in tackles in 2006 and 2007, and will probably be appointed the new senior senator of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts…we can laugh about this, right?

Thanks for 13 hard-nosed years, Tedy.

Toss the Burner: Dec. 1, 2008

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Toss The Burner: Nov. 6, 2008

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Thankfully, this was tee’d up as the Lil Wayne death hoax – hoax being the opportune term. Thanks Pop Candy for couching that, I don’t know if I could handled this otherwise.

….And what of my unnatural fascination with Lil Wayne? The guy is a hook machine!

Former Patriots Cheerleader Caitlin Davis Artistic Skills Very Popular In Australia (Busted Coverage)
Davin Meggett Is Not Evil Like His Father (Mister Irrelevant)
Dodgers will offer Manny Ramirez the second-highest annual salary ever. (FanIQ Blog)
Antonio McDyess interests Celtics (via The Big Lead)
LeBron James Dressed as Danny Zucco for Halloween, Video (NESW Sports)

TOSS THE BURNER: Oct. 21, 2008

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Just in time for Halloween, MyZombiePinup.com releases a calendar of Pin-Up models, and BRAAAAAIIIIINS!!!!!

Since this is supposed to be a sports site, I sent them this email:

What do we have to do to get you involved in this event?!…

ZOMBIE KICKBALL

MH

After checking out all the talent, I decide that Miss September – with her torso half-devoured – was the one.

I assure you it is normal to be into this (Chris Illuminati agrees). More Calendar ghouls after the links…

CR Dunbar: Breeders’ Cup – Quick Thoughts (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
Week 8 NFL Power Rankings (My Sports Rumors)
UMass Cop Who Took Nut Shots Returns To Job (Busted Coverage)
Who Needs a QB When You Can Rush for 257 Yards? (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
A New Round of Stimulus Checks? HOW? (via The Big Lead)
Best Video Game Ever Tourney (via Pop Candy)

TOSS THE BURNER: Sep. 22, 2008

Monday, September 22nd, 2008


Travis Barker and DJ AM are expected to make a full recovery after sustaining second and third degree burns when their plane exploded during take-off over the weekend. My thoughts and prayers are with their family and friends. (via Pop Candy)

David Eggers Interviews Chris Elliot (The Sound of Young America)
Who do you want on your couch today? Obama or McCain? (The Shutdown Corner)
10 wild card players in the NBA this season (Cuzoogle)
Joey Porter, Anthony Smith: Tale of the Tape (NE Patriots Draft)
Jim Zorn To Steve Largent, Top Pass Combo, Video (NESW Sports)

Toss the Burner: July 31, 2008

Thursday, July 31st, 2008