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Philly to greet Mike Vick, starting Eagles QB, for the first time

Mike — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 22:35:58 +0000

According to Twitter, Mike Vick just got off the phone with Michael Nutter, Mayor of Philadelphia.

If the Philly fans share Nutter’s sentiment, expect a rousing display of exuberance Sunday night when Vick comes out the tunnel.

Eagles.com points out that this will be the first time this season that Vick will be introduced as the Eagles starting quarterback.

At approximately 8:22 PM, Michael Vick will be introduced to the Eagles faithful as the starting quarterback for the first time. Considering the season that Vick has had, especially Monday night’s game in Washington, one can only imagine what the reception will be.

Vick said Friday that he hasn’t thought too much about his introduction before today, but it’s something that he’s excited to experience in Philadelphia.

My prediction: a rousing display of exuberance.

I had to throw Vick a nice one after giving him and his people a hard time about failing to launch MikeVick.com this week (now, coming soon).

Six Teams That Should Bring Back Their Old Logos

Mike — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:05:47 +0000

Today, the 76ers announced that they’ll be going back to the Old School Julius Ervin-era logo. The move is partly to rekindle the glory days of Dr. J. and Wilt Chamberlain. It’s also partly because pale blue brings out Eddie Jordan eyes. In honor of the changeover, here are Six Teams That Should Bring Back Their Old Logos:

Denver Nuggets

My personal favorite. It wasn’t just a rainbow, it was a veritable rainbow assault on your senses. This should have never been cast aside.

Atlanta Hawks

Suggested by Will Brinson (Fanhouse, Brahsome), and universally agreed upon. The logo worn by ‘Nique. The red could not be more ketchup. The yellow could not be more mustard.

Minnesota Timberwolves

You guys got it right the first time when you put White Fang on your shirts.

New England Patriots

Some crack logo genius managed to design the angriest looking dude short of the Wake Forest Demon Deacon. I hate when people mess with their success.

Carolina Hurricanes

Also, move back to Hartford and change the team name back to The Whalers. Actually, I’d prefer if you went with Hartford, The Whale.

Milwaukee Brewers

Last but not least, the old school yellow and blue brew-crew glove. It’s sexual and violent.

Throw some other suggestions in the comments!

Your ‘Best Name in Roller Derby’ Winner: Shenita Stretcher!

Mike — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:31:10 +0000

Last week’s contest poll for The Best Name in Roller Derby attracted voting like I’ve never seen on Steady Burn before, with over 800 votes being cast over the weekend!

It was Shenita Stretcher of the Philly Roller Girls emerging to earn the honor, garnering 25% of the vote (219) and just narrowly edging Gotham City’s Beyonslay (203 votes). The Carolina Roller Girls’ Trudy Struction took third.

Shenita (or would you prefer, Ms. Stretcher?) joined the Philly Roller Derby League in 2006. As a member of the Broad Street Butchers, she was named team MVP and Rookie of the Year for the 2007 season. She recently competed at the 2008 Women’s Flat Track Derby Nationals, where Philly took third place.

According to her profile on PhillyRollerDerby.com, some of her likes include left handed redheaded scorpios and pugs, and she dislikes bad tippers (who doesn’t).

Congratulations to Shenita on what I’m sure is one of the standout honors of her young, and promising, roller derby career. And special thanks to all the Hell on Wheels enthusiasts and competitors who took part in the voting.

Check out some photos of Ms. Stretcher, and a video of her in action jammin’ for Philly!

The Four-Day Work Week, Vol. 2

Mike — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:06:26 +0000

I’ve long been campaigning (lamenting to people with no authority or pull, whatsoever) in favor of the four-day work week. It obviously hasn’t happened…yet.

In the interest of idealists nationwide, each Friday I’m going to draft a list of how I could be better spending my time if I wasn’t confined to the office.

Because I am nothing, if not overly productive, during freedom time.

Inquire about this young lady’s Stairmaster routine

Look into becoming a Minister of Sport

Let Giada teach me (I’m referring to teaching me the art of Tuscan cuisine, of course)

Sell Lebron my dad’s Barry Manilow collection

Find girls who like Guitar Hero. And look like these.

Claim a portion of a sports franchise’s windfall profits (sweet payout)

Show up at the Philly tailgate, and compete in (dominate) the beer joust (just be on the lookout for the bafooniest group of mongoloids in the parking lot)

Somehow, acquire a free subscription to Wizard Magazine

Price Rorschach trenches

Put drift tires on the old…ok, you found me out, I don’t own a car

Walk around France (Lower East Side) beating on stuff with drum sticks (Man Man is a stupendous band!)

Pick up some Vicktory Dogs vino for my next suaree (of warehouse, back alley cocktail affair)

Tweet @ShaquilleOneal quotes from Kazaam

Tune-in (online) to the Roller Derby Nationals!

Stage a protest (a hostile one, if possible) against the S.C.A. (Society for Creative Anachronism – how much douchier can you get?!)

Get the Phil Spector doo

And finally, test my luck in the Urban Rodeo (sadly, these guys are a walking argument for why it’s a good thing we’re all stuck at work today)

So there you have it, some activities to consider. You’ll probably just end up creating a spoof profile on J-Date. (That you’ll actually check regularly).