Kissing Suzy Kolber’s Drew Magary is on some sort of internet spree and tirade this week in honor of the release of his new book, Men With Balls. To show gratitude, dedicating today’s example of how-to show the government that you’re adamant about featherbrained spending even during these tough economic times to some leit reading that’s available for you to procure…

That’s Vol. 1, No. 1 right thurr! With Marilyn Monroe as the original “Sweetheart of the Month”, of course.

$7,500 ain’t the price though – it’s the starting bid, folks. So you better be savvy with your interweb bidding skills as well as possess the fatness, Jack. (or you could just go pick up Men With Balls for a milli-fraction of the cost on Amazon).

When you search for MWBs on Amazon, the results yield other quality titles as well…

See more If You Had Money posts here.

In 2008, Jo Garcia was named Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Year – an honor and distinction I (rightfully) would not have assumed had much to do with her video game prowess. She first captured our attention with her reprise of that anonymous girl’s Wii Fit hula hooping in her underwear. And now, they got Jo to test out Sega’s less-than-sensuous Beijing 2008 game.

And it has exposed her, as a huge nerd.

Did they have to cut some takes of her talking about using the pink glove to jerk the analog stick that sounded more awkward? How much of her snorting at her own jokes was edited out?

By the way, Jo, geeky is adorable. Don’t ever change.

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Cyber girl Jo Garcia plays video game Beijing 2008 (Uncommon Sportsman)