For all you romantics out there, here’s what happens when you search for love on the internet – Google vs. Facebook…

Poems and bones.

Cookie dough & pillow fights.

You don’t want to know what the Twitter search revealed, or (goes w/o saying) any number of Craigslist searches.

Happy Valentines Day, lovers.

…and Happy Nat’l Real Talk Day as well.

So, my little sister got dumped by some chump right before Valentine’s Day….Class.

Earlier on we were trying to figure out how to deal with Mr. Soon-to-be-living-out-the-rest-of-his-dayz-agonizing-pain, when @lauter reminded me…it is National Real Talk Day.

Kellz knows…

Nat’l Real Talk Day or not, Recession-era relationship strategizing or not, this move puts the douche in fiduciary responsibility.

H/T to Lauterhaus and Happy Valentine’s Day! (Only three weeks until St. Patrick’s Day Month!)