Steady Burn » salt lake http://www.steadyburn.net Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 28 Apr 2011 20:24:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 The Mooks of Kickball, Part 8 http://www.steadyburn.net/2008/11/the-mooks-of-kickball-part-8/ http://www.steadyburn.net/2008/11/the-mooks-of-kickball-part-8/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:31:44 +0000 Mike http://www.steadyburn.net/?p=469 It’s been awhile, but I’m back with some vintage MOK. Remember your boy Kickball Jesus? He’s up to his old tricks , this time, pitting Hipsters against Mormons, on the kickball diamond.

Heavenly Father was Definitely NOT SMILING Down upon these Mormon Kickballers. Game 2 Saw a Mormon team comprised entirely of a (Ex-Mormon) guy and his Mormon cousin and his other Mormon cousin and his other Mormon cousin and his other Mormon cousin (it was weird but yes they were all related) and Hipsters leaving early for prior engagements to “U-Bomb” or ride kiddie bikes downhill or something.

In any case the Mormons have Fallen from Grace from Kickball God, “Heavenly Father” and pretty much Every Other God Looking Down and laughing at them this ALL HALLOWS EVE!

Conclusion: The hipster won, I don’t know what a U-Bomb is, and I do not care. End of story? Oh, The plot thickens…

AND SOOOOO…..Kickball Jesus was walking down the street the Morning after past the Mormon Temple…and LO AND BEHOLD he saw a empty box from a 12-pack of PBR lying right there on the front lawn of the Mormon Temple!!! A sign from KICKBALL GOD indeed that Kickball Jesus’s work here in SLC is NOT FINISHED!

Taunted for their beliefs that alcohol is demonic by a beer that taste so rightfully evil as Pabst – the ultimate sign of disrespect.

Where could I possibly be going with this?…

MORMON VS. HIPSTER KICKBALL 3!

The Holy Trilogy…The Douchey Trilogy…The Final Chapter. Taking place November 15 in Salt Lake (They’ve created a Facebook invite, so you know it’s legit).

Oh, sidebar, a guy who dubbed himself kickball jesus is apparently a hipster… big revelation.

]]> http://www.steadyburn.net/2008/11/the-mooks-of-kickball-part-8/feed/ 1 Man Brought to Justice after High Speed Chase (Ha! in a Golf Cart) http://www.steadyburn.net/2008/10/man-brought-to-justice-after-high-speed-chase-ha-in-a-golf-cart/ http://www.steadyburn.net/2008/10/man-brought-to-justice-after-high-speed-chase-ha-in-a-golf-cart/#comments Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:11:14 +0000 Mike http://www.steadyburn.net/?p=329 DATELINE! Salt Lake! When evading the authorities, meets leisure sport activity. The Associated Press is reporting that a Utah man has been apprehended after leading police on a high speed chase in a golf cart…

“Officers started pursuing the driver after he was spotted spinning out in a city park in Morgan. He took off into an alfalfa field and jumped irrigation ditches that the sheriff’s cruisers couldn’t cross. Morgan County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Peay suspects the cart was fitted with a car engine instead of the original electric motor. “

Suspects? He jumped multiple ditches!

I’ll stay on the case (not really) to see what, if anything, this guy gets charged with – improper handling of a motor vehicle within 100 yards of irrigation technology? unlawful destruction of a legume crop?

Link:

Suspect in golf cart eludes Utah sheriff cruisers (AP)

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