A thief nabbed Baron Davis’ laptop recently, and apparently the computer contains some very private content that he’d rather not see the light of day. This prompted Baron to have his legal team send a preemptive strike of a letter to media outlets – the tone of the piece is so help me if you release these (in legal speak). Check it out at The Smoking Gun.

The smoking goons report…

AUGUST 12–A laptop containing “a variety of private images” of NBA star Baron Davis has been stolen and the athlete’s lawyers are threatening legal action if the material is published. Counsel for the the Los Angeles Clippers guard, a two-time All-Star and novice film producer, yesterday sent news outlets a letter threatening legal action over the personal photos, videos, and audio stored on the computer.

For those in possession of the laptop and the TMZ’s of the world who would like to get a look at , forget the 12 million in salary Baron makes to afford top legal brass, he just produced a documentary about the Crips & Bloods.

If I was media that made deals with hoods, I wouldn’t tango with BD (and any source material he’s got looking out for him), but, of course Perez Hilton would -  his advice: Scandalicious!!!..Whoever has got those goodies, get them out there quick! The world is officially waiting!