Posts Tagged ‘yankees’

Well played, Leary (Denis Leary slams A-rod on Twitter)

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

Somewhere along the way, I’d forgotten that The Ref had a verified Twitter account, that is until he called Stephen Slater a ‘bag nazi’ and a ‘super slider earlier today. I apologize for not paying attention, Denis, because you’re first rate on Twitter; in the past week he hit the nail on the head re Whoopi Goldberg, Eat Pray Love and Snooki.

Yesterday, Leary put it to Alex Rodriguez nicely, using his own brand of scientific analysis to compare A-Rod to the past stars in a series of tweets dubbed ‘If the Old Stars Had Steroids’:







If you’re interested in that old school ‘No Cure For Cancer’ brand of Leary, follow him on Twitter. Also, Rescue Me is starting to pick up this season too if you ask me.

Yankee Haters, It Gets Worse…

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Depressed about the prevailing of evil last night? Suggesting cockamamie like: the Phillies should have pulled Pedro with an 0-2 count on Matsui in third? Well, it gets worse.

Before you go into your no-good Yankee-loving boss’s office and try to shatter him by asserting that rooting for that organization lowers him as a businessman, you should unfortunately know that the Yankees haven’t been operating under the commonly failed business practices that some of us assumed all along.

David Goldman, of CNNMoney.com and loyal Red Sox fan, reluctantly reports this morning that the Yankees ran one of the most efficient operations in the league this year:

Adding up the dollars and cents. Applying a Society of Baseball Research metric, the Yankees were actually more efficient with their payroll this past season than were the hapless cross-town Mets, Cleveland Indians and basement-dwelling Washington Nationals.

The World Champs were only slightly less thrifty with their salaries than the Chicago Cubs, Houston Astros, and Kansas City Royals, all of whom missed the playoffs.

By those calculations, the Yankees paid $3.2 million per “marginal victory.” That’s nearly twice as efficient as the Mets, who only won 70 games despite their $149 million payroll and paid $5.8 million per marginal victory.

In addition, a rough estimate of the team’s revenue in 2009 shows the Yankees cashed in on their success more than any other team. Multiply the number of people coming to games by the average ticket price ($73),and the Yankees took in about $270 million this season, or $69 million more than they shelled out for their payroll.

Sigh. However, if you’re a New Yorker and a Yankee hater – the pinnacle of the unbiased majority in this debate, right? – take solace in an undeniable fact. What primarily helped the Yankees develop this business model are the ticket, food, and merch sales contained within that billion dollar stadium. And, if the stadium doesn’t get built, the Yankees wouldn’t be able to leverage the astronomical price mark up of those items. And if the government subsidies for the stadium that came down don’t, then the stadium don’t get built. Whether you’re a Yankee fan or not, if you’re a New Yorker you’re unwillingly paying down that grant money, and in turn fueling the stadium funds that helped pay player salaries and the luxury taxes attached to those salaries.

And, as Goldman points out, it’s a sad reality and it’s working – but on paper, in no less evil of a fashion than before.

Yankees got their money’s worth (CNN)

Girardi sez Mariano could throw 45 pitches, won’t rule out bringing him in during the 7th

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

SportsRadioInterviews.com posted the skinny from Joe Girardi’s interview with Mike Francesca on WFAN today. Couple of intriguing thoughts swirling around in the manager’s well-bic’d noggin approaching game time – he’d be willing to throw Mariano for 45 pitches and isn’t ruling out bringing him in in the seventh inning.

From Sports Radio Interviews, on Mariano coming in the 7th inning:

“Well yeah you are going to think about that. I mean you think about if you can get him to throw one pitch per batter we could start him too.

Mariano threw 39 pitches and got two innings worth of outs in Game 2, but as Tom Verducci pointed out on SI.com, that was a rare feat:

It was the most pitches he has thrown in a game in two years. Of the 74 times Rivera has pitched in the postseason since he became a closer, he has thrown more than 39 pitches only two times, and both were in potential clinchers: the epic 48-pitch outing in 2003 ALCS Game 7, and the 40 pitches in the Yankees’ ill-fated 2004 ALCS Game 4.

Frankly, for once, I’d like to see it come down to who’s coming up – like say, Utley, Howard, Werth in the top of the seventh? For example, Purist Bleed Pinstripes posted an interesting analysis on Facebook of why Mariano, the best reliever on the team, should have been brought in to face Hunter, Guerrero and Morales in Game 5 of the ALCS. And as an aside, Mo went 2+ in that 13-inning affair that was Game 2 of the ALCS. How great if Chase Utley slithers out of the dugout to face Rivera tonight prior to the beer being shut down? (You then see veins start to exponentially appear on Girardi’s well bic’d temples with every foul ball.)

Only a few hours till we’ll know which way this goes. Personally, I’m just trying to get the word out on this so that whatever he does we can hopefully second guess the guy tomorrow. Enjoy the game, keep it going Phillies!

Great Moments in Stealing Home

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Jacoby “The Jet” Ellsbury steals home, the Sox close out the sweep of the Yankees at home, and my roommate and I had the first simultaneous “Holy S#@t” yell of the young 2009 MLB season (in the friendly confines of our home).

It was Ellsbury’s first steal of home plate since College, and the first one for the Red Sox since Jose Offerman did so in August 1999. Still, that one was part of a double steal; the last straight steal of home (love that expression) for the Sox dates back to 1994 (Billy Hatcher)

In honor of Ellsbury and all you grifters out there, I give you 10 videos featuring Great Moments in Stealing Home. We’ve got another Pettitte failing, some video game footage, Jenny Finch as a teen, and of course the classic 1955 steal by Jackie Robinson. (Also, something that doesn’t technically qualify as stealing home. I’m a sucker for a well-executed clothesline, what can I say.) Enjoy!

Jennie Finch (age 16) steals home

Backyard Wrestling “Don’t Steal Home”

Tsuyoshi Shinjo stealing home plate

Delayed Steal to Home Plate (2007 Little League World Series Japan vs. Curacao)

Stealing home in MLB 2k6

Johnny C steals home as batter swings (Here I F@#%ing COME!)

Jackie Robinson Steals Home (Game One, 1955 World Series, Dodgers vs. Yankees)

Miracle Leap

Aaron Hill Stole Home!



And last, but not least…

Caroline Steals Home!

…OK, they wouldn’t let me embed this one. Please, go watch it. Just read the description:

“My daughter steals home during her softball game. She should have knocked the pitcher off the plate!”

The Many Monikers of CC

Monday, April 13th, 2009

CC Sabathia is without question, undeniably overpaid overfed. No reasonable person would argue against calling CC a straight up fatso.

Plus, he’s not worth $161 million dollars. Plus, he recently bought a Giant Castle in New Jersey (astute observation by Deadspin commenter Business_Socks, “I see they’ve got the PVC for the fondue sprinklers. Fancy.” )

I’m having a really hard time dealing with this, and I’m sure you all are too. So, feel free to use any of these noms de om nom nom nom (30 in total, so far) when referring to CC…

  1. Chimi Changa Sabathia
  2. Cocoa Crisp Sabathia
  3. Candy Corn Sabathia
  4. Crab Casserole Sabathia
  5. Crispy Chicken Sabathia
  6. Corn Chowder Sabathia
  7. Clam Chowdah Sabathia
  8. Crowded Cafeteria Sabathia
  9. Canned Cranberry Sabathia
  10. Chester Cheetah Sabathia
  11. Coffee Coolatta Sabathia
  12. Campbell’s Chunky Sabathia
  13. Captain Crunch Sabathia
  14. Crusty Crouton Sabathia
  15. Corn Chip Sabathia
  16. Cajun Crawfish Sabathia
  17. Clams Casino Sabathia
  18. Con Carne Sabathia
  19. Country Crock Sabathia
  20. Corned Beef & Cabbage Sabathia
  21. Cream Cheese Sabathia
  22. Coca Cola Sabathia
  23. Cous Cous Sabathia
  24. Cheddar Cheese Sabathia
  25. Cottage Cheese Sabathia
  26. Cheese Curls Sabathia
  27. Chocolate Cake Sabathia
  28. Crab Cakes Sabathia
  29. Coffee Cake Sabathia
  30. Cup Cake Sabathia

I couldn’t seem to come up with any for Curry, Chives, Chutney, Canoli or Catsup. Feel free to leave those and others in the comments. Special thanks to @johnthedomingos for contributing to the list.

Note: It’s immaterial, but Fatty’s name is actually Carsten Charles Sabathia.

TOSS THE BURNER: Sep. 25, 2008

Thursday, September 25th, 2008


Natalie Portman broke up with her boyfriend Debra or whatever he’s called, so that her an I can get back together.

Some say this doesn’t qualify as getting back together, since technically we were never together. Others simply tell me: give up, it’s never gonna happen. Haters. (via Pop Candy)

Olivia Wilde: Thank You For Being So Hot (MoonDog Sports)
VLADE DIVAC’S FACE IS A BIG PROBLEMA FOR THE LADIES (Epic Carnival)
Video: Kimbo Slice’s Attempt To Kill David Blaine (Awful Announcing)
Gambling 2.0: Bet On Obama-McCain Debate (Busted Coverage)
McCain (not) on Letterman (The Sound of Young America)
Sunday Night baseball ratings for the Yankees finale weren’t great. (via The Big Lead)

My day just got better…

Friday, April 11th, 2008


There are few days during the year that I look forward to with as a great an anticipation as the day of the first Sox/Yankees game

And conveniently today, the New York Post is reporting that some devilish (enterprising) Red Sox fan working on a concrete crew at the $1.3 billion stadium covertly buried a Red Sox T-shirt under what will become the visiting team’s locker room to jinx the Yanks.

Totally awesome. Best story about a rogue union man I’ve heard in a while.

Brando would be proud.

The identities of all the workers has been withheld, because that rag has enough blood attached to it.